Definitions by benjaminblanco
A Sylvester
While giving oral sex, you start saying "where's the birdie" with a lisp, while finger fucking her ass until she squirts on your face. At which point you yell "I'm hit!" & run away humming the Looney Tunes theme song.
Friend 1: So how's things going with you & your lady?
Friend 2: Well, she's pretending to be mad at me because I gave her a Sylvester, again, but what type of person doesn't love getting a Sylvester?
Friend 2: Well, she's pretending to be mad at me because I gave her a Sylvester, again, but what type of person doesn't love getting a Sylvester?
A Sylvester by benjaminblanco April 4, 2022
Bovino noir
it's when you cook lamb and cow blood and then chill it. And then put it through a fermentation process and store it in oak casks for 48 months. A rich almond & chestnut first wave, then distinct ribbons of Scottish clover lilly, and a saffron tonsil kicker, with accents of cinnamon, nutmeg, corn syrup, and mint. alcohol percentage is yet to be determined, but it is said to have similar effects as pinot noir, except its made from bovines, not grapes.
Bovino noir by benjaminblanco October 4, 2021
MAGAdone
person 1: why are all these people screaming and waving trump 2020 signs?
person 2: oh its because they just smoked a bunch of MAGAdone because they are crystal meth heads
person 2: oh its because they just smoked a bunch of MAGAdone because they are crystal meth heads
MAGAdone by benjaminblanco September 14, 2021
Bageled
Tommy: where yall been?
Billy: Aw y'know, we stopped at Brooklyn Deli to pick up some Everythings, then went and paid Mike a visit. we Bageled the fuck outta that motha fucka!
Billy: Aw y'know, we stopped at Brooklyn Deli to pick up some Everythings, then went and paid Mike a visit. we Bageled the fuck outta that motha fucka!
Bageled by benjaminblanco September 14, 2021
cumzilla
When someone takes a load in the mouth and immediately starts shrieking & smashing everything in sight
bro 1: why is your house all fucked up?
bro 2: cuz i cummed in tammy's mouth right as jenny sexted me and tammy saw it & turned into cumzilla
bro 2: cuz i cummed in tammy's mouth right as jenny sexted me and tammy saw it & turned into cumzilla
cumzilla by benjaminblanco August 18, 2021
groover
a drug that makes you groove.
Usually referring to benzos such as zannies, kpins, valium, etc or opiates such as oxies, roxies, perks etc. Could also mean trippin' acid or shrooms, or molly, ecstasy etc.
Usually referring to benzos such as zannies, kpins, valium, etc or opiates such as oxies, roxies, perks etc. Could also mean trippin' acid or shrooms, or molly, ecstasy etc.
jonny: whats up, wanna take some groovers? i've got some oxies and some molly
joey: oh yeah. we're gonna be fuckin groovin all night!
joey: oh yeah. we're gonna be fuckin groovin all night!
groover by benjaminblanco August 18, 2021
Cloverwhelmed
Guy 1: hey why's our leprechaun freaking out?
Guy: oh, I said I was going to give him a 4 leafed clover, and instead I dumped a bag of 3 leafed clovers on him and he got cloverwhelmed. He'll be fine in a few minutes.
Guy: oh, I said I was going to give him a 4 leafed clover, and instead I dumped a bag of 3 leafed clovers on him and he got cloverwhelmed. He'll be fine in a few minutes.
Cloverwhelmed by benjaminblanco July 24, 2021