Herbdick 

1. A stoner asshole
2. A giant, long bud of chronic trees shaped like a dick
*note: for disambiguation see urbdic

Jefferson Wingy has tons of herbdicks, but when he smokes too much, he is an herbdick. What’s an herbdick? Go check on urbdic…

Herbdick by FartingBeer August 13, 2021

Herbdick 

When the penis is stoned off weed. Basically, a human dildo, because the person is too stoned to be present but the penis is hard and will not cum for a very long time, or at all.

This can be a pleasurable experience for a woman to climb on top and ride the fuck out of it, because the penis is hard enough to fuck but not hard enough to cum.

Girl 1: "Girl you seem happy today! You must've got it in this morning!"

Girl 2: "Yeah girl, Billy had herbdick and I rode the fuck out of it."

Herbdick by benjaminblanco July 24, 2021

herbdickaholic 

a person who is addicted to submitting words and definitions to Urban dictionary.

also refers to a girl or guy who loves...no NEEdS to suck dick after smoking a blunt or whatever amount of marijuana get him/her high

That herbdickaholic submitted 350 definitions last month.


My stoner friend, homer, is such a herbdickaholic..every time we smoke a blunt he jumps on my peeter and just starts sucking. sheesh I hate that..

herbdickaholic by Cathi Robertson July 7, 2008

Hebdick 

When you barely have enough dick to satisfy your own hand.
A one inch love fuse.

Sally: ‘That dude I took home had the smallest dick ever! Trust my luck to pull a Hebdick!’

Hebdick by Midnight Rogue February 23, 2019

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019