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Herbdick

1. A stoner asshole
2. A giant, long bud of chronic trees shaped like a dick
*note: for disambiguation see urbdic
Jefferson Wingy has tons of herbdicks, but when he smokes too much, he is an herbdick. What’s an herbdick? Go check on urbdic…
by FartingBeer August 13, 2021
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Herbdick

When the penis is stoned off weed. Basically, a human dildo, because the person is too stoned to be present but the penis is hard and will not cum for a very long time, or at all.

This can be a pleasurable experience for a woman to climb on top and ride the fuck out of it, because the penis is hard enough to fuck but not hard enough to cum.
Girl 1: "Girl you seem happy today! You must've got it in this morning!"

Girl 2: "Yeah girl, Billy had herbdick and I rode the fuck out of it."
by benjaminblanco July 24, 2021
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