Horpadick

dumb, a very slow person, numbskull, dense.

I wasnt talking to you I was answering a question she had said you horpadick

by vvtmns September 1, 2023

horsedick.mpeg

The greatest rapper on the face of the earth. Known for unparalleled hits such as "Ima Fuck a White Bitch" and "Suck My Dick While I Fuck That Ass". He is, in fact, so amazing that when his last CD dropped, people were killed at Tower Records. He appears in the 2009 comedy "Miss March".

Note: You must say ".mpeg". Just saying "horsedick" is incorrect and rather disrespectful.

We should totally get horsedick.mpeg to get us into the playboy mansion, he's like the biggest star on the planet.

by OMGitsShelby!!! March 15, 2009

Horsedick Hound

A female that has the uncanny ability to find the Horsedick in every crowd.

I was minding my own business at the Bon Jovi concert, and out of nowhere, this Horsedick Hound came over and asked if she could touch it. I told her she could have the privilege after the concert.

by Tee Cee Deez March 16, 2019

Horsedickulous

Is a term used to describe the dick of a human male that rivals that of a horse.

You wouldn’t believe the things women say to me about my gigantic cock. As a matter of fact, I met this girl Renee on Saturday and as I dropped my trousers to unveil the Cadillac of dongs, she proceeded to tell me it was Horsedickulous! Completely taken aback by her comment, I asked if she was insulting me, to which she said no, your dick is so ridiculously big, it looks like it belongs on a horse. After delivering the Dong for what seemed to be an eternity, I bounced expecting to never see or hear from her again. I’ve ran across my fair share of women, but this Renee is a top of the line Horsedick Hound, and I’m a little worried she’s going to seriously injure me, or worse, cut off my meaty member and make a bronze replica. If you know a bodyguard for dongs, please contact me!

by Tee Cee Deez April 14, 2020

Dirty Hornedickpeter

When u watch andrew tate and masturbates so Hard that you accidently liked a homophobic dog tiktok post with the Phrase "let's hope it's just a phase" with your cum and then shove a Stick up your bare ass.

P1: "Hey dude u good?"
P2: "nah bro just pulled a dirty hornedickpeter"

by Dirty hornedickpeter September 6, 2022

horsedick

Genitalia of, around, or relating to horse.

My name...is horsedick.

by fcjsdajfashhf March 5, 2008

Herpadick

Brady Blackburn

Aka faggot that lives in lewistown Mt.
Anyone who touches him gets herpadick
Herpadick is when your penis gets a nasty bubbly rash around the tip and swells like a bitch, and his ex girlfriend is a prime example of what it does to females.

Person one: you should get that cut off!

Brady: Fuck no I like when people can't forget about me! They'll never forget my herpadick!!!!

by Ganja420Man September 12, 2017