Hemployed 

transitive verb

1a: in use of (someone or something inactive)
employ a pen for sketching
b: to be of use (something, such as time) advantageously
a job that hemployed her hemp skills
c(1): to use have used or be engaging in the hemp services of
(2): to provide with a hemp related job that pays wages or a salary

I've been hemployed as a hempreneur for over three years now.

Hemployed by #mrshempstress October 29, 2019

Self-employed 

working for oneself

I work for mself I'm self-employed

Self-employed by Marlooo June 20, 2019

Self-Employed Model 

Prostitute, Hooker, Whore

Q: How can that incredibly hot chick be interested in him?
A: She's a self-employed model

Self-Employed Model by BTLS Fan September 21, 2005

Employed 

When you ask someone if you were "employed" last night, it typically refers to receiving either a "handjob" or "blowjob" or some other type of "job" you could obtain over night.

Man: "Yo Dude! Did you get employed last night?!?"
Dude: "Yeah Man, got an amazing blowjob last night!"

Employed by TheGiant November 18, 2014

hemployment 

a paid job that you can do while stoned.

I enjoyed a brief summer of hemployment breaking down cardboard boxes for a medical supply company.

hemployment by BrewsLee March 6, 2017

employed 

To work at a job somewhere to get a paycheck.

I am employed at the local shipping dock.

employed by Thomas Slatin February 22, 2004

Employed Hobo 

Employed Hobo: A new social class that originated in the United States of America. With an all but mythological middle class vanishing, a new class has been formed. Employed Hobos are in a quasi class of being employed yet "homeless" for all intents and purposes. Never truely owning anything besides their clothes, everything is rented because of low wages and price inflation. Their only true possesions, clothes, tend to be hand me downs, clothes they have had for at least a decade and still in use or aquired from thrift stores, garage sales and flea markets.

Look at John, an Employed Hobo. He's still wearing shirts he bought from Mervyn's ten years ago. He rents everything, his TV, car, apartment and even the toaster. He will never make enough to get out of the cycle of working to work.

Employed Hobo by Dogler February 24, 2014