Employed
When you ask someone if you were "employed" last night, it typically refers to receiving either a "handjob" or "blowjob" or some other type of "job" you could obtain over night.
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employed by Thomas Slatin February 22, 2004
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Employed Hobo
Employed Hobo: A new social class that originated in the United States of America. With an all but mythological middle class vanishing, a new class has been formed. Employed Hobos are in a quasi class of being employed yet "homeless" for all intents and purposes. Never truely owning anything besides their clothes, everything is rented because of low wages and price inflation. Their only true possesions, clothes, tend to be hand me downs, clothes they have had for at least a decade and still in use or aquired from thrift stores, garage sales and flea markets.
Look at John, an Employed Hobo. He's still wearing shirts he bought from Mervyn's ten years ago. He rents everything, his TV, car, apartment and even the toaster. He will never make enough to get out of the cycle of working to work.
Employed Hobo by Dogler February 24, 2014
employed thot
A bitch on Facebook who has three jobs but spends most of her free time sleeping around. Be wary because all she really has to offer is ramen noodles and good cat.
My best friend had a baby with that employed thot and now he pays bookoo child support and has hypertension.
employed thot by RestroomPoetry October 6, 2015
employed twinkie~
Employed twinkie~ - ɪmˈplɔɪd ˈtwɪŋki~:
noun, adj.
Plr: Employed twinkies~
A, typically male identifying, person who presents an exterior of a certain level of dignity, coldness and class despite having a weird, often times extremely freaky and flirty, personality that is only revealed to people of trust.
The origin of these terms are unknown though the earliest edition replaces "twinkie" with "twinsie".
noun, adj.
Plr: Employed twinkies~
A, typically male identifying, person who presents an exterior of a certain level of dignity, coldness and class despite having a weird, often times extremely freaky and flirty, personality that is only revealed to people of trust.
The origin of these terms are unknown though the earliest edition replaces "twinkie" with "twinsie".
employed twinkie~ by B.A.A. November 25, 2025
Employed twinkie~
Employed twinkie~ - ɪmˈplɔɪd ˈtwɪŋki~:
noun, adj.
Plr: Employed twinkies~
A, typically male identifying, person who presents an exterior of a certain level of dignity, coldness and class despite having a weird, often times extremely freaky and flirty, personality that is only revealed to people of trust.
The origin of these terms are unknown though the earliest edition replaces "twinkie" with "twinsie".
noun, adj.
Plr: Employed twinkies~
A, typically male identifying, person who presents an exterior of a certain level of dignity, coldness and class despite having a weird, often times extremely freaky and flirty, personality that is only revealed to people of trust.
The origin of these terms are unknown though the earliest edition replaces "twinkie" with "twinsie".
The term is to be used in a non formal manner to describe a close friend or a person of authority.
"He sat upon his throne, high above the ground, Heflin snickered, "He's such an employed twinkie!" He whispered to Gregory with a smile on his face"
"I don't know why he's like that ..., me and him are employed twinkies for life."
"The principal is formal, the principal after saying hi to him: Absurd image of said principal"
"Love our fellow employed twinkie~ at aisle 4"
"He sat upon his throne, high above the ground, Heflin snickered, "He's such an employed twinkie!" He whispered to Gregory with a smile on his face"
"I don't know why he's like that ..., me and him are employed twinkies for life."
"The principal is formal, the principal after saying hi to him: Absurd image of said principal"
"Love our fellow employed twinkie~ at aisle 4"
Employed twinkie~ by B.A.A. November 25, 2025
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