Self-employed 

working for oneself

I work for mself I'm self-employed

Self-employed by Marlooo June 20, 2019

self-employed 

To have pit stains

John didn't want to lift up his arms because he knew he was self-employed.

self-employed by cheesemcdeese November 3, 2011

Self-Employed Model 

Prostitute, Hooker, Whore

Q: How can that incredibly hot chick be interested in him?
A: She's a self-employed model

Self-Employed Model by BTLS Fan September 21, 2005

Self Employed Agorist 

A self-employed Agorist is usually someone that takes themselves way too seriously and sucks off the works of Samuel Edward Konkin III. Some Agorists are hard-working members of society but the self-employed Agorist chooses to stay home 3D printing whatever bullshit their meth-addicted mind can come up with I.e. (3D printing those bump dildos). Instead of treating Agorism as a side job they devote their lives to this get rich quick scheme instead of cleaning houses or working at a liquor store they choose to remain in the same economic condition they were in the first place.

Regular Agorist - Man I worked this long shift now to sell candles on the weekend hey man what did you do all day?
Self Employed Agorist - I spent all day 3D printing some (Insert bullshit here)
Regular Agorist - Ah Cool that's a cool side job
Self Employed Agorist - Side job?

Self Employed Agorist by SloanDome September 25, 2019

self un-employed

a word concocted by the truly pitiful, however creative, species of mankind whom is un-employed.

K: I work at the Hilton. What do you do?
M: I'm self-unemployed!

self un-employed by Kat November 25, 2004

employee self appraisal 

The BS thing everyone those every year thinking you are actually going to get raises.

Even though I lied like the best of them on my Employee Self Appraisal I still did not get a raise.

employee self appraisal by olavahc November 22, 2010