by Thomas Slatin February 22, 2004
When you ask someone if you were "employed" last night, it typically refers to receiving either a "handjob" or "blowjob" or some other type of "job" you could obtain over night.
Man: "Yo Dude! Did you get employed last night?!?"
Dude: "Yeah Man, got an amazing blowjob last night!"
Dude: "Yeah Man, got an amazing blowjob last night!"
by TheGiant November 18, 2014
1: An overwhelming amount of work not capable of being performed by one person
2: A position in a company normally occupied by a small army of people, now being performed by 1 or 2 people.
3. Working at a NYC Startup
2: A position in a company normally occupied by a small army of people, now being performed by 1 or 2 people.
3. Working at a NYC Startup
by WW_BK August 15, 2015
Employed Hobo: A new social class that originated in the United States of America. With an all but mythological middle class vanishing, a new class has been formed. Employed Hobos are in a quasi class of being employed yet "homeless" for all intents and purposes. Never truely owning anything besides their clothes, everything is rented because of low wages and price inflation. Their only true possesions, clothes, tend to be hand me downs, clothes they have had for at least a decade and still in use or aquired from thrift stores, garage sales and flea markets.
Look at John, an Employed Hobo. He's still wearing shirts he bought from Mervyn's ten years ago. He rents everything, his TV, car, apartment and even the toaster. He will never make enough to get out of the cycle of working to work.
by Dogler February 24, 2014
A bitch on Facebook who has three jobs but spends most of her free time sleeping around. Be wary because all she really has to offer is ramen noodles and good cat.
My best friend had a baby with that employed thot and now he pays bookoo child support and has hypertension.
by RestroomPoetry October 06, 2015
To have pit stains
by cheesemcdeese November 03, 2011