Hemployer 

Noun
one that hemploys or makes use of something or somebody in the hemp industry.

especially : a cannabiz person or hemp related company that provides a job paying wages or a salary to one or more people.

The largest hemployer in the United States remains to be seen as this federally legal cannabis industry is in its infancy.

Hemployer by #mrshempstress October 29, 2019

The Great Employer 

One of the Trumpster’s favorite nicknames for himself when he’s feeling low and trying to suck up to Hispanics.

At varying times in my ultra-successful life I have been called The Great Employer since all of my ultra-successful businesses have steadily employed so many undocumented immigrants that you probably would be unable to count them since they are in fact not documented!

The Great Employer by Dr Bunnygirl July 25, 2020

employerism 

\ em-'ploi-yer-izm \

n.

The skillful art of eyeing and identifying employment arrangements, by either job seekers or the publishers of staffing vacancies.

"Jack was adept at employerism and thus was able to fill most of the job openings in his department in a relatively short period of time."

employerism by Emplo Yeris M. August 11, 2012

Disgruntled Former Employer 

A former employer who is furious at you for leaving before they could trump up a reason to fire you. Usually found in companies that believe they own their employees.

Bob: "I'm still getting threatening emails from my old boss."

Dave: "You should call the police; you have a Disgruntled Former Employer."

Disgruntled Former Employer by Murray Rothbard April 5, 2008

Greyjoy Employer 

Institution that never hires interns or entry-level staff.

They do not sow the career fields, they only pillage workers who jump ship from other companies that will hire or train people new to the field.

Why are you even applying at that crappy Greyjoy employer? You haven't got a chance unless you come with 10 years' experience and a spreadsheet full of clients.

Greyjoy Employer by wholesum1 November 28, 2016

hemployment 

a paid job that you can do while stoned.

I enjoyed a brief summer of hemployment breaking down cardboard boxes for a medical supply company.

hemployment by BrewsLee March 6, 2017

Employer 

The incompetent douche bag you are hired to slave for. This “unit” (meaning durh brain) is the most incompetent employee on the premises. Being unable to get things organised properly, spell, use a cash register, they leave the heavy work to female employees resulting in them scoring upper back strain and putting them into an emotional state of spite and distain. They enjoy blaming others for THEIR mistakes. They are the least popular person in the workplace because of their arsehole behaviour.

Employer to female employee: "Would you be able to move that lounge."

Female Employee thinks: OMG!!!!!

Employer: "Would you be able to put the umbrella up?" (Cafe style umbrella- weights a fuckin' tonne)

If you want it done, do it your fuckin' self!

Employer by trittrott December 10, 2010