Heat Seeking Missile
Heat Seeking Missile by MOCO & P-Phat June 17, 2007
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Heat-seeking moisture missile
A small to huge piece of advanced male weaponry capable of delivering enormous payloads to a hot target.
When my girlfriend came home too drunk to shag, my heat-seeking moisture missile never got off the launching pad and had to be put in storage.
Heat-seeking moisture missile by bookfraud April 1, 2015
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Heat-seeking moisture missile
Heat-seeking moisture missile by Chaoslight November 11, 2003
heat seeking moisture missile
heat seeking moisture missile by mafioso March 23, 2003
drain the heat seeking moisture missile
to engage in the action of manually stimulating the male genitalia. results usually as the effect of long droughts of sexual activity, but not limited only to pervs who have never been laid, though there is a strong link to said pervs and dramatically increased amounts of aforementioned stimulation.
ted: man last night after susie-lee blew me off at the bar i went home and drained the heat seeking moisture missile, if you know what i mean.
jimbo: ted, you sick bastard.
jimbo: ted, you sick bastard.
drain the heat seeking moisture missile by mitch November 3, 2004
one eyed heat seeking moisture missile
one eyed heat seeking moisture missile by Bud E Love May 14, 2003
Heat Seeking Moisture Missile
Heat Seeking Moisture Missile by R Yung Hoodz April 4, 2005
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