Heat Seeking Missile 

Dick, cock, prick, pecker

Her tight twat was no match for MOCO's heat seeking missile!

Heat Seeking Missile by MOCO & P-Phat June 17, 2007

Heat-seeking moisture missile

A small to huge piece of advanced male weaponry capable of delivering enormous payloads to a hot target.

When my girlfriend came home too drunk to shag, my heat-seeking moisture missile never got off the launching pad and had to be put in storage.

Heat-seeking moisture missile by bookfraud April 1, 2015

Heat-seeking moisture missile

An incredibly large, erect penis. Syn: dick, third leg, throbbing python of love,
Ant: prick

Launch the heat-seeking mositure missile!

Heat-seeking moisture missile by Chaoslight November 11, 2003

heat seeking moisture missile 

A name for the penis

John's heat seeking moisture missile was probing Sally's cooch.

heat seeking moisture missile by mafioso March 23, 2003

drain the heat seeking moisture missile

to engage in the action of manually stimulating the male genitalia. results usually as the effect of long droughts of sexual activity, but not limited only to pervs who have never been laid, though there is a strong link to said pervs and dramatically increased amounts of aforementioned stimulation.

ted: man last night after susie-lee blew me off at the bar i went home and drained the heat seeking moisture missile, if you know what i mean.
jimbo: ted, you sick bastard.

drain the heat seeking moisture missile by mitch November 3, 2004

one eyed heat seeking moisture missile 

1. a penis, or cock if you will

Man, that little slutty bar chick over there needs my one eyed heat seeking moisture missile.

one eyed heat seeking moisture missile by Bud E Love May 14, 2003

Heat Seeking Moisture Missile 

The mans fluid he releases while ejaculating

i shot my heat seaking moisture missiles right in her death star

Heat Seeking Moisture Missile by R Yung Hoodz April 4, 2005