When a woman's cold nipples poke erect through her shirt
Did you see Mrs. Johnson in class today? The room was freezing and she was nipping like a champion!
Silicon enhancements for middle aged women.
Mike's mom used his grandfather's inheritance to buy implants.
The sexual act of two people licking one another's assholes; considered to be physically impossilbe.
Jim tried to perform the butthole 69 position with Jenny, but ended up snapping his neck in the proccess
A name for the penis
John's heat seeking moisture missile was probing Sally's cooch.
I've really got to drop some friends off at the pool!
Bloody diarrhea that one gets from drinking the water in Mexico.
After drinking water from a roadside stand in Mexico, Jonny was in the bathroom for days with Montezuma's revenge.
Another term for semen, generally referring to semen in a crumpled tissue, toilet paper, or towel.
I picked up a tube sock in Darryl's room uphauled to find it was saturated with man snot