9 definitions by mafioso

nipping

When a woman's cold nipples poke erect through her shirt

Did you see Mrs. Johnson in class today? The room was freezing and she was nipping like a champion!

by mafioso April 23, 2003

heat seeking moisture missile

A name for the penis

John's heat seeking moisture missile was probing Sally's cooch.

by mafioso March 23, 2003

Frosty fever

When a non-white person is attracted sexually to white people. Originally it was used for when a black man dates white women, but now it could refer to a black man who thinks white women are hot and wants to date them

Daquan has frosty fever. He can't get enough of that white pussy.

by mafioso May 5, 2016

montezuma

Bloody diarrhea that one gets from drinking the water in Mexico.

After drinking water from a roadside stand in Mexico, Jonny was in the bathroom for days with Montezuma's revenge.

by mafioso April 23, 2003

butthole 69

The sexual act of two people licking one another's assholes; considered to be physically impossilbe.

Jim tried to perform the butthole 69 position with Jenny, but ended up snapping his neck in the proccess

by mafioso March 23, 2003

implants

Silicon enhancements for middle aged women.

Mike's mom used his grandfather's inheritance to buy implants.

by mafioso April 22, 2003

man snot

Another term for semen, generally referring to semen in a crumpled tissue, toilet paper, or towel.

I picked up a tube sock in Darryl's room uphauled to find it was saturated with man snot

by mafioso April 23, 2003