Hazga is a word that was invented by people who needed a new word to define everything that is random, the word has no real meaning and is defined by the person using it.
The word is very similar to the word "Spunk" invented by Pippi Longstocking when she needed a new word to express her dismay. For those people that are unaware of who she is: She is a girl in a swedish childrens tale written by Astrid Lindgren, a famous writer of swedish childrens tales.
This often causes other people to rage over the fact that they cannot comprehend what is being said. And it should, I mean why would'nt it bother someone when other people are using a word that they know nothing of, see more in the "Example" window below.
Verb conjugation:
Present: Hazging
Past: Hazged
Future: Hazga
Perfect: Hazged
Pluperfect: Hazged
Future perfect: Hazga
The word is very similar to the word "Spunk" invented by Pippi Longstocking when she needed a new word to express her dismay. For those people that are unaware of who she is: She is a girl in a swedish childrens tale written by Astrid Lindgren, a famous writer of swedish childrens tales.
This often causes other people to rage over the fact that they cannot comprehend what is being said. And it should, I mean why would'nt it bother someone when other people are using a word that they know nothing of, see more in the "Example" window below.
Verb conjugation:
Present: Hazging
Past: Hazged
Future: Hazga
Perfect: Hazged
Pluperfect: Hazged
Future perfect: Hazga
Everything feels so hazged today. (Used as a word to express the feeling of being sick of the day)
My mind is completely hazged. (used to express that the one talking is crazy in a funny manner)
I am going to hazg you up (Used here to mean anything from physically hit someone or simply just to annoy someone)
HAZGAAA! (used to express either anger or something that is very good and makes the person happy)
You guys are completely Hazged! (Used to describe that someone is boring)
My mind is completely hazged. (used to express that the one talking is crazy in a funny manner)
I am going to hazg you up (Used here to mean anything from physically hit someone or simply just to annoy someone)
HAZGAAA! (used to express either anger or something that is very good and makes the person happy)
You guys are completely Hazged! (Used to describe that someone is boring)
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Get the Hazga mug.First seen in his song entitled "I Can't Drive 55" it describes the notion that it is physically impossible for Sammy Hagar to travel at the speed of 55 mph (miles per hour). No matter what mode of transportation whether it is a car, bike, airplane, etc, it is impossible for him to travel exactly 55 mph. The speedometer on any transportation device that Sammy Hagar occupies will never read the speed of 55 mph. Instead it will skip over 55 mph to 56 mph or 54 mph (depending on whether the vehicle is increasing or deceasing speed). Therefore, it is thought that perhaps Sammy Hagar possess some power that allows him to bend time and space to his will, but only at the speed of 55 mph. This act of bending time and space is currently being researched by Professor Stephen Hawking the British theoretical physicist.
I saw Sammy Hagar today in his car with one foot on the brake and one on the gas and i swear that he couldn't go 55 mph...its that damn Sammy Hagar paradox
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You can take Sammy Hagar's licence and post his face, wanted dead or alive, but it doesn't matter because he can't drive 55
When ever Sammy Hagar looks at a 55 mph speed limit sign it spontaneously combust
You can take Sammy Hagar's licence and post his face, wanted dead or alive, but it doesn't matter because he can't drive 55
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Get the Merle Haggard mug.A phrase similar to a war cry, often used to display dominance over an opponent during battle. The term was coined by Big Tex (RIP), a chess player on the YouTube channel Coffee Chess.
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Get the Yasuhiro Hagakure mug.1) Whenever things get rough beyond all reasonable standards. An expression of an inability to make any headway against the fundamental ridiculousness of a shitty situation.
Pioneered by Adam and Josiah about halfway through a confusing trip in Eugene, OR, it quickly became a useful, though somewhat overused, descriptor for a lot the crap that life throws at you. It also evolved into a universal adjective to directly describe people and things as well as situations. Sometimes shortened to MH.
2) Can be used as a reply to a complaint. In this form it is descriptive, but takes on the additional sense of empathizing with the speaker, while also tacitly admitting that there isn't anything that can be done about the hopelessly fucked up situ.
Pioneered by Adam and Josiah about halfway through a confusing trip in Eugene, OR, it quickly became a useful, though somewhat overused, descriptor for a lot the crap that life throws at you. It also evolved into a universal adjective to directly describe people and things as well as situations. Sometimes shortened to MH.
2) Can be used as a reply to a complaint. In this form it is descriptive, but takes on the additional sense of empathizing with the speaker, while also tacitly admitting that there isn't anything that can be done about the hopelessly fucked up situ.
A: "My shoes are untied, my headphones are all tangled, I can't find my shit, my nose is running and I don't know which way is up. I feel like a bag lady."
J: "Mad haggard, yo!"
"Damn, Roland is really pissing me off with all the bullshit he's making us do. Mad haggard--i'mma quit soon."
"George Bush is mad haggard."
J: "This sucks."
A: "MH."
J: "Mad haggard, yo!"
"Damn, Roland is really pissing me off with all the bullshit he's making us do. Mad haggard--i'mma quit soon."
"George Bush is mad haggard."
J: "This sucks."
A: "MH."
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