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A Hazama is a never ending troll. He is the highest form of troll, and therefore has achieved troll nirvana.
That darn Hazama, will his trolls never cease.
Hazama by allblackoreo July 20, 2011
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Hagamonstrosity 

Hagamonstrosity. Large, butt-ugly, towering, lakefront resort in Coeurdifornia, Idaho, Also knows as the Evil Empire by the rapidly dwindling local population (aren't rich enough to stay). While you're at the Hagamonstrosity, don't miss the outrageously expensive restaurant on the top floor for a taste of affectation and some of the weirdest - um, I mean, artfully arranged - looking food you've ever seen. Locals remember when the beach was accessible to the public (before the paid parking lot was put in). They were promised (in exchange for the loss of the beach) that they could use the boardwalk - which they can, except when it's closed off so the Evil Empire can promote it's business enterprises. Uglification continues with new structures being built even as I type. Gives to the community under the guise of doing good work when actually it's just PR.
You just can't miss the Hagamonstrosity when you're in Coeurdifornia, Idaho!
Hazga is a word that was invented by people who needed a new word to define everything that is random, the word has no real meaning and is defined by the person using it.

The word is very similar to the word "Spunk" invented by Pippi Longstocking when she needed a new word to express her dismay. For those people that are unaware of who she is: She is a girl in a swedish childrens tale written by Astrid Lindgren, a famous writer of swedish childrens tales.

This often causes other people to rage over the fact that they cannot comprehend what is being said. And it should, I mean why would'nt it bother someone when other people are using a word that they know nothing of, see more in the "Example" window below.

Verb conjugation:
Present: Hazging

Past: Hazged

Future: Hazga

Perfect: Hazged
Pluperfect: Hazged
Future perfect: Hazga
Everything feels so hazged today. (Used as a word to express the feeling of being sick of the day)

My mind is completely hazged. (used to express that the one talking is crazy in a funny manner)

I am going to hazg you up (Used here to mean anything from physically hit someone or simply just to annoy someone)

HAZGAAA! (used to express either anger or something that is very good and makes the person happy)

You guys are completely Hazged! (Used to describe that someone is boring)
Hazga by The Child Of Satan October 30, 2012

hazamadasimp

β€œ hazamadasimp knows about rolling down in the deep, when it’s brain goes numb, it can call that mental freeze.”
hazamadasimp by yadderi May 17, 2021

Hazamada's Law 

The theory that LGBTQ people, like stand users in the popular series Jojo's Bizarre Adventure, are brought together and can gather together as friends/enemies/social circles by total accident. Many LGBTQ people have had experience with this bizarre social phenomenon. Not to be confused with Bidoof's Law
'I met all my closest friends before any of us realised we were all LGBTQ, I guess this is just another case of Hazamada's Law ! '
Hazamada's Law by melty September 19, 2019

Hamgamer 

A very short person and has a bowl cut. Also known as a felsic person
That hamgamer is getting on my nerv.
Hamgamer by The real pahooga January 4, 2022