Hansitized 

Verb- the act of applying hand sanitizer to your hands

“Don’t touch the straw.”
“Don’t worry I hansitized.”

Hansitized by Joutrival June 25, 2020

hannitized 

A portmanteau that is formed from the rhyming words lobotomized and hypnotized and which have related meanings. Def: a form of malevolent brainwashing that victimizes anyone who watches any Faux News host too long (the time until a lethal dosage is imbibed depends on the particular host and the IQ of the individual; for example the low-IQ individuals who support Trump, the so-called "base," comprising about 25% of the stupidest American TV-watching public) are usually goners within 5-minutes of exposure, especially if listening to the most toxic host of them all, "El Diablo" himself, Sean Hannity, the name-sake of this term.

I dozed-off on my girlfriend's parents' couch while waiting for her to get ready for our date. Their TV (as usual) was on Faux News. By the time my girlfriend awakened me (after only 10-minutes) I had been hannitized!

hannitized by Eppypotamus June 8, 2019

sand hanitizer 

Sand hanitizer is a goofy way of saying hand sanitizer that rolls off the tongue better.

"Pass me the sand hanitizer." "Do you mean the hand sanitizer?" "Oh yeah! It's just so easy to accidentally say sand hanitizer..." "Now you got me saying sand hanitizer!"

sand hanitizer by gummygoodness September 26, 2012

handitizer 

Hand + Sanitizer term used by a genuis 5 year old.

Mom, need any handitizer?

handitizer by EtotheT March 17, 2010

hanitizer 

hand sanitizer

When you have a cold, you should frequently use hanitizer.

hanitizer by Kaylynn's Mama March 1, 2009

Hannitize 

Verb: Result of listening to and agreeing with AM radio talk show host Sean Hannity resulting in a conversion from Liberal to Conservative views.

It's a wonder Alan Colmes hasn't been Hannitized.

Hannitize by DinsdalePiranha October 17, 2003

hanitizer 

Hanitizer is a combination of hand and sanitizer. For example the Purel or CVS brand hand sanitzer.

Yo man, I need some hanitizer
My hands are dirty pass the hanitizer
I just smoked a cigarette and my hands smell, I need some hanitizer

hanitizer by Pablo Rubio May 13, 2006