CVS

Also the name of a pharmacy

Hey lets go to the CVs pharmacy

by von January 24, 2005

CVS

acronym, "Crappy Variety Store"; a pharmacy chain that stocks health and beauty supplies, snack foods, holiday kitsch, photo accessories and convenience items that are all of poor ("crappy") quality.

My new winter hat already has a hole in it.
-Where'd you get it?
CVS.
-Well, what did you expect?

by eccecattus December 12, 2006

CVS

1. Crooked Vagina Syndrome

Mertyl has CVS and it scares me.

by Ckribis1223 June 01, 2007

CVS

Slang for average or not so great sex. Named after the retail store CVS,which sells basic things...

Man,I ain't had sex in so long that I'll go for CVS.

by SupremeBeing666 November 16, 2017

CVS

Chocolate Vanilla Strawberry

I want some of that cvs ice cream

by jew1234 October 02, 2008

CVS

To fail in seduction. i.e. Never closing (like CVS; geddit?).

Darren: Did you get that girl back to yours last night?
Clive: Negative.
Darren: Ha! You're so CVS!
Clive: ??
Darren: You never close.

Barbara: Did you get Percy's penis in you last night?
Siobhan: No. I totally CVSed again.
Barbara: Scheisse. You are never going to close on that bit of man meat.

by AngusWordsmith May 19, 2011

CVS

Chassis Vibration Sensor. dashboard object in the form of a hula girl or bobble-head with a spring

Time to check the tires; the CVS is going haywire

by rhinozrus February 13, 2009