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A wadded up ball of napkin or paper towel that you carry around in your palm for a long time. The carrier of a handkin will do all sorts of work and even engage in conversation with others whilst concealing their handkin. Long since expired and forgotten since it's initial use, the handkin is thus an object one wields unknowingly, and will eventually be reluctant to part with.
The dead giveaway guy has a handkin
Handkin by civilian601 May 3, 2020
Words you can keep

Small Handling

Getting fisted by many midgets at a time. Small Handling occurs most of time in the butt.
Eric got drunk last night and got a small handling.

Thomas was terrified once he caught Eric getting a small handling by two asian male midgets in his bedroom.
Small Handling by moleycyrass December 30, 2014

One-handing 

To use one hand to hold a sex-partner off the ground while fucking.
"I am going to be one-handing that girl by the end of the night."
One-handing by Kizzeaton December 11, 2009

handling it 

getting shit done; taking care of business, or mack-ing on ladies.
Rich did such a good job at work yesterday. Want to know why? He handled it.

Dan is handling it with Emily. They are going home tonight together.
handling it by savannahjane August 16, 2010
To pilfer or take items, usually of minor value -- e.g., travel size body wash bottles, nespresso pods, small battery-operated alarm clocks -- from hotel rooms or airplanes (particularly items provided to premium customers).
When Oliver stayed at the Bellagio for a weekend, the hotel staff stopped him from Hankining a bath robe.
Hankining by Guenter777 June 16, 2018

meat handling 

When a woman displays exceptional skill with her beef curtains, often snailing the banister before top riding or performing spinner acts.
That was some serious meat handling!
meat handling by Antenna Wilde February 19, 2008

handinable 

When you just finished writing a paper and you haven't had time to edit or spell check. Typically written the night before it is due. This isn't a paper that you want to hand in but it will give you something to turn in to your teacher.
3:45am:
Dude 1: Oh man I just finished my research paper. Thank God!
Dude 2: Nice how is it?
Dude 1: Well, it's handinable.
Dude 2: Good luck with that haha!
handinable by fuzzy473 December 16, 2009
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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