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A wadded up ball of napkin or paper towel that you carry around in your palm for a long time. The carrier of a handkin will do all sorts of work and even engage in conversation with others whilst concealing their handkin. Long since expired and forgotten since it's initial use, the handkin is thus an object one wields unknowingly, and will eventually be reluctant to part with.

The dead giveaway guy has a handkin

Handkin by civilian601 May 3, 2020

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Small Handling

Getting fisted by many midgets at a time. Small Handling occurs most of time in the butt.

Eric got drunk last night and got a small handling.

Thomas was terrified once he caught Eric getting a small handling by two asian male midgets in his bedroom.

Small Handling by moleycyrass December 30, 2014

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One-handing

To use one hand to hold a sex-partner off the ground while fucking.

"I am going to be one-handing that girl by the end of the night."

One-handing by Kizzeaton December 11, 2009

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handling it

getting shit done; taking care of business, or mack-ing on ladies.

Rich did such a good job at work yesterday. Want to know why? He handled it.

Dan is handling it with Emily. They are going home tonight together.

handling it by savannahjane August 16, 2010

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Hankining

To pilfer or take items, usually of minor value -- e.g., travel size body wash bottles, nespresso pods, small battery-operated alarm clocks -- from hotel rooms or airplanes (particularly items provided to premium customers).

When Oliver stayed at the Bellagio for a weekend, the hotel staff stopped him from Hankining a bath robe.

Hankining by Guenter777 June 16, 2018

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meat handling

When a woman displays exceptional skill with her beef curtains, often snailing the banister before top riding or performing spinner acts.

That was some serious meat handling!

meat handling by Antenna Wilde February 19, 2008

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handinable

When you just finished writing a paper and you haven't had time to edit or spell check. Typically written the night before it is due. This isn't a paper that you want to hand in but it will give you something to turn in to your teacher.

3:45am:
Dude 1: Oh man I just finished my research paper. Thank God!
Dude 2: Nice how is it?
Dude 1: Well, it's handinable.
Dude 2: Good luck with that haha!

handinable by fuzzy473 December 16, 2009

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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Palmela Handerson

Your hand that you masturbate with.

Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!

Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018

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