handgina

Male masturbation; what a loser uses as a substitute for the vagina he never gets.

That fat bastard Dave always talks about all the girls he gets up in, but all he ever really gets is handgina.

by Fredo's da bomb! September 30, 2003

handgina

When two fifth grade boys unite their hands together to take turns separating their hands to reveal the likeness of a vagina.

Wow that handgina looks almost like the real thing! HEHE!!

by thecreepingdemon May 6, 2009

handgina

The little flab of skin in between your thumb and pointer finger.

I was reading the paper, and I got a paper cut on my handgina.

by Manlady February 9, 2015

handgina

Function: noun
Pronunciation: hand-'jI-n&
Inflected Form(s): plural hand·gi·nae /-(")nE /; or -nas
Etymology: Latin

1. Any of several putrid odors found to waft from the inside of any variety of gloves or mittens. Commonly associated with winter sports. (i.e snowboarding)

Dude, there's no way I'm putting on your mittens, as your handgina smells like a fart puked up a turd.

by The Drewish September 5, 2006

Handgina Shake

When you shake a womans vagina via your hand to say good bye.

Wow, Eddy just met her and he gave her a handgina shake goodbye.

by Ganjus October 18, 2008

handinable

When you just finished writing a paper and you haven't had time to edit or spell check. Typically written the night before it is due. This isn't a paper that you want to hand in but it will give you something to turn in to your teacher.

3:45am:
Dude 1: Oh man I just finished my research paper. Thank God!
Dude 2: Nice how is it?
Dude 1: Well, it's handinable.
Dude 2: Good luck with that haha!

by fuzzy473 December 16, 2009

handginity

Handginity(v): The word handginity originates from a small town in Saskatchewan, Canada... Much like virginity, it is an act of losing your innocence. Handginity in turn, is the act of touching a penis or other genitalia , whether directly or second-handedly.

Ex. Did you hear? Mark lost his handginity at the ripe age of 7.

by BraLubricant June 13, 2010