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Male masturbation; what a loser uses as a substitute for the vagina he never gets.
That fat bastard Dave always talks about all the girls he gets up in, but all he ever really gets is handgina.
handgina by Fredo's da bomb! September 30, 2003
Words you can keep
When two fifth grade boys unite their hands together to take turns separating their hands to reveal the likeness of a vagina.
Wow that handgina looks almost like the real thing! HEHE!!
handgina by thecreepingdemon May 6, 2009
The little flab of skin in between your thumb and pointer finger.
I was reading the paper, and I got a paper cut on my handgina.
handgina by Manlady February 9, 2015
Function: noun
Pronunciation: hand-'jI-n&
Inflected Form(s): plural hand·gi·nae /-(")nE /; or -nas
Etymology: Latin

1. Any of several putrid odors found to waft from the inside of any variety of gloves or mittens. Commonly associated with winter sports. (i.e snowboarding)
Dude, there's no way I'm putting on your mittens, as your handgina smells like a fart puked up a turd.
handgina by The Drewish September 5, 2006

Handgina Shake 

When you shake a womans vagina via your hand to say good bye.
Wow, Eddy just met her and he gave her a handgina shake goodbye.
Handgina Shake by Ganjus October 18, 2008

handinable 

When you just finished writing a paper and you haven't had time to edit or spell check. Typically written the night before it is due. This isn't a paper that you want to hand in but it will give you something to turn in to your teacher.
3:45am:
Dude 1: Oh man I just finished my research paper. Thank God!
Dude 2: Nice how is it?
Dude 1: Well, it's handinable.
Dude 2: Good luck with that haha!
handinable by fuzzy473 December 16, 2009

handginity

Handginity(v): The word handginity originates from a small town in Saskatchewan, Canada... Much like virginity, it is an act of losing your innocence. Handginity in turn, is the act of touching a penis or other genitalia , whether directly or second-handedly.
Ex. Did you hear? Mark lost his handginity at the ripe age of 7.
handginity by BraLubricant June 13, 2010
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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