Hanking

When you adamantly tell your friends that you will order a dog cage at the Trump International Hotel & Tower Chicago to put your girlfriend in and weeks go by but you definitely didn't put your girl in a dog cage.

To make extravagant promises to your boys in the group thread and then not follow through at all.

Henry was straight hanking us the whole time. That dude was never going to do that. Such a fake blam

by DJUnion March 20, 2019

Hanking

The unsportsmanlike act of powering off or pulling the plug on your game console while in the midst of defeat. (Whether it be large or small)

John was losing to Mike in Madden by a score of 35-10 in the 3rd quarter, so he hanked the cord. We agreed that there would be no hanking before the game.

by ManForThePeople January 16, 2014

Hanking

Function: verb
Pronunciation: 'hangking

1. To eat out someone's ass, repeatedly.

Ex: That girl was dirty and deserved a good hanking.

by BigPutz January 17, 2008

Hanking

Another term for masterbating

Hank was hanking himself on the Ferris wheel because he was alone.

by Fruit loop February 18, 2019

Hanking

Something or someone that is unbelievably nasty in either smell or appearance.

I found your jockstrap in the laundry basket. It was HANKING.

by hublotelite July 27, 2012

Hanking

Hanging yourself whilst masturbating

Hanking - Hanging yourself whilst masturbating

by andrea36 July 28, 2008

Hanked

Getting blind drunk on a school night, usually a Wednesday.

Wow, Mon got totally Hanked last night, she literally threw up in her mouth a little....

by Thehankcode April 3, 2019