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Hamu is a New Zealand word usually used to describe hori maoris trying to get, food, money, shoes ect. The best way to avoid a hamu is not going to school canteens, warehouse, countdown ect, hamus can be found everywhere around New Zealand.
Sione was trying to hamu junior at the canteen for some food.
Hamu by Not a hori māori February 21, 2021
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Hair And MakeUp. Used to give credit to the person who made you look tolerable. Typically seen on Instagram pictures of models or wannabe models
Here's my favorite from my last photoshoot! Photo creds: @chunkystudios HAMU: @johnsmithmakeup
HAMU by FrankieGomes June 30, 2017
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Hamus Hamuera hamude Hamudi hamuel Hamulate Hamun Hamuchy Hamuck hamud
When a small dog crawls behind the couch and dies from all the salt he consumed while begging for more and more ham from the table.
"Poor Maximus. Who knew a teacup chihuahua couldn't handle more than five pieces of ham without suffering a Hamurism."
Hamurism by Pfc. Snowball August 13, 2008

Hamutneekwa 

A state of being (usually but not always derived from the use of high quality or laced marijuana) where one can see into other realms and dimensions. It is a form of being high where other high people seem to be flying lower than you, unless they too are in Hamutneekwa. It can also be referred to as a place. It is similar to when Dorothy finds herself in 'Oz', only the person can still see into the 'real world'. It is a place where one can find heaven or hell. Some find Hamutneekwa to be a spiritual or religious experience. It can be used as a noun or an adjetive.
1. So we smoked Mike's kush before watching James Cameron's Avatar in 3D - it was sooo Hamutneekwa!

2. I just remembered my own birth - is this Hamutneekwa going to last forever?

3. Hmmm jmmmllllmmmm... Hamutneekwa!
Hamutneekwa by Goblagobla December 25, 2009
Definition of a REALLY sexy guy. He'll never betray a women and will be very handsome. A Hamudi has a really high IQ ( around 10.000). He will approach you with caution until he gets offered a pretzel. Hamudi is also a synonym for a good grade.
Wow look at that guy . He's SO Hamudi. I wish i could date him.
OMG i had a Hamudi in my last test. My parents will be SO proud.
Hamudi by Tishfick November 11, 2020
Hamude is an amazing boyfriend, He is cool.
goofy, cute, intelligent & conceited.
Anyone who meets him will instantly fall in love with him.
Hamude might be the jealous & curious type but
He'll never leave your side when things get too rough
Hamude is an amazing boyfriend
hamude by dxrk angle November 24, 2021
The Funniest and the most amazing guy you’ll ever meet. He’s smart, funny and kind. Almost too kind for his own good. He is an awesome singer and would make an even better boyfriend. Hamude will never do you wrong, especially if you’re someone he calls a friend. He is always there for you and gives the best hugs when you need them. Hamude is an all around great guy.
Brad: hey do you go out with hamude?
Skye: Yeah why?
Brad: Nothing, he’s just a great guy. Don’t let him get away
Skye: I know! He’s kind,funny,sweet,gentle,cute...
Hamude by Lynchhhh April 20, 2022
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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