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The Funniest and the most amazing guy you’ll ever meet. He’s smart, funny and kind. Almost too kind for his own good. He is an awesome singer and would make an even better boyfriend. Hamude will never do you wrong, especially if you’re someone he calls a friend. He is always there for you and gives the best hugs when you need them. Hamude is an all around great guy.
Brad: hey do you go out with hamude?
Skye: Yeah why?
Brad: Nothing, he’s just a great guy. Don’t let him get away
Skye: I know! He’s kind,funny,sweet,gentle,cute...
Hamude by Lynchhhh April 20, 2022
hampden is the royal farms headquarters of the world.

hampden's bike lanes double as jazzy speedways.

hampden can satisfy all your non-contractual cellphone needs. no questions asked.

hampden has a disturbing amount of peewee herman memorabilia and an unhealthy relationship with flamingos.

hampden is a good place for getting burned for ready rock at 4 am after coming down off of shrooms.

hampden's mcdonalds gives you really salty fries. just sayin.

hampden: home of dimitri's. where one can purchase a beverage for three dollars (including tip) at 6:01 am.

hampden: home of the largest slice of pizza ...and diarrhea.

some home grown celebrities: hey helen (r.i.p.), that dude with the tattoos on his face, the other dude with the swastika on his chest (who hangs with black dudes), the king brothers, big bubba (fire hero), and magoo - to name a few.
yous two stay here. mama's going to the rite aids. (in hampden)
hampden by girlnarly October 30, 2011

Hampden roar 

noun

The infamous crowd noise said to come from Hampden Park, Scotland's national football stadium, while a match is being played.

Also used in rhyming slang, as in "What's the Hampden roar?" for "What's the score?" when referring to the score of a football match.
"Can ye hear the Hampden roar?"

"What's the Hampden roar, my good man?"

John Hampden Grammar School 

A really shit school in High Wycombe that thinks they are so much better than they actually are.
It is barely a grammar school, on the same level with non-grammar schools to be honest.
The people there are really stuck up their arses.

Commonly abbreviated to JHGS.
Person 1: Hey bro! I just got into John Hampden Grammar School!!
Person 2: No way bro!! You're going to a shit school, congrats!
Person 1: I know right!!
Person 2: Get ready to become a selfish prick!

Hamdemic 

"Man, I'm gonna slather myself in Purell because I am scared of this HAMDEMIC."
Hamdemic by Astifleur April 30, 2009
Definition of a REALLY sexy guy. He'll never betray a women and will be very handsome. A Hamudi has a really high IQ ( around 10.000). He will approach you with caution until he gets offered a pretzel. Hamudi is also a synonym for a good grade.
Wow look at that guy . He's SO Hamudi. I wish i could date him.
OMG i had a Hamudi in my last test. My parents will be SO proud.
Hamudi by Tishfick November 11, 2020