Hammersla'd 

To get so sauced you fall asleep on the toilet

Tried to stand up and fell over because my legs where asleep . ended up Hammersla'd on the toilet for hour

Hammersla'd by Weaver93 March 11, 2020

Hammerslam 

-noun-
how a tiger impregnates a lion thus resulting in the conception and subsequent birth of a liger.

alternate definitions:
1. being really drunk
2. being more drunk than you've been in the past 2 weeks
3. thinking you're cool by trying to create your own words

"Man, I was so hammerslammed last night; I don't remember coming home and performing an impromptu ballet for the dog."

or

"Lara is so hammerslammed she just came up with a new word."

Hammerslam by the original hammerslammer May 5, 2010

Droppin' Hammers

To throw down; to drop knowledge/bombs/etc; to lay down the god damn sauce; to reveal information; or to make rapid advancements upon previously unknown prey.

Emmett: Yo, bro, I was fuckin' droppin' hammers last night!!
Me: What'd you do?
Emmett: I told this girl, she should be suckin' my dick, and then SHE WAS!

Mac: Yo, so I told this bitch what was up.
Alex: Fuckin' DROPPIN' HAMMERS.

Droppin' Hammers by Mackles200 July 20, 2012

dumb as a bag of hammers 

adjectival clause describing someone who is superbly stupid

My neighbour's as dumb as a bag of hammers - he's trying to change his tires without a jack.

dumb as a bag of hammers by zigzag1999 August 31, 2006

dumber than a bag of hammers 

when your cousin buford says somethin' REAL dumb and you turn to him tell 'im, "buford, you are dumber than a bag of hammers."

"buford, you are dumber than a bag of hammers."

dumber than a bag of hammers by rammymolnar May 14, 2020

DUMBER THAN A BAG OF HAMMERS 

When someone does or says something that either dosen't make sence or is just plan and down right stupid

some of the chick in my job are dumber than a bag of hammers

DUMBER THAN A BAG OF HAMMERS by NETTLES August 28, 2007

Dumber Than a Bag of Hammers 

Speachless.

As unvocal as a stationary sack of primitive kinetic fastening implements

"My neighbor's chihuahua bothered me, so when they were on vacation I absconded with it, anesthesized it, removed the offending throat organ, and bribed the housesitter to keep her mouth shut. Now it is dumber than a bag of hammers and my neighbors are slightly puzzled."

Dumber Than a Bag of Hammers by UDPseudonym001 May 3, 2020