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primitive 

The alternative for savage. Because savage is is deader than the savages themselves.
John: Boy yo mama stank
Jimmy: BRO why you hating on my mama
John: I aint hating she just stank
Fred: BROOOOOOO THAT WAS STRAIGHT PRIMITIVE
primitive by primitivebtch December 13, 2016
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primitive 

An Informal insult which is not meant to be offensive and just to make a point that someone is thinking stupidly.
Guy - *Trys to open jar, then gives up*
Guy#2 - *Opens jar with one hand*
Guy - Thanks
Guy#2 - Primitive
primitive by The Koaladude September 12, 2005

primitive 

A run-of-the-mill derogatory term.
You liked that movie? I thought it was kinda primitive.
primitive by ~!~!~ May 29, 2005

Primitive 

Derogatory term for right-wingers, neocons and other radical Republican party elements.
Ann Coulter is a really disgusting primitive.
Primitive by robertangel30 January 21, 2009

Primitive 

An Insult that would typically fly of the head of the individual being insulted by such..hence for forth being primitive lol

Basically a non-evolved type of person who acts as such..often times it’s people who don’t think with logic.
Carl is just focusing on chest day at the gym, while his girl is over there cheating on him as we speak..primitive
Primitive by DEZtheDECIMATOR June 4, 2022

primitive rock n roll 

a musical genre which combines trash, blues, rockabilly, psychobilly, surf and punk; mostly low-fi recorded; themes sex, drugs, rock n roll, horror, movies, trash. mostly played by one or two man bands;

e.g.: Voodoo Rhythm Records (Switzerland), Rev. Beat Man (Switzerland), The Mortars (Austria), King Automatic (France) etc.
primitive rock n roll: Voodoo Rhythm Records (Switzerland), Rev. Beat Man (Switzerland), The Mortars (Austria), King Automatic (France) etc.

Primitive rock thrower 

People who show up to destroy any new ideas with their primitive ideas.
Don't invite Steve to this meeting. You know he is a primitive rock thrower.
More from Urban Dictionary

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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