The most metal way possible to be drunk. For this state to be attained, inebriation should reach the point whereupon:

A) One's head starts involuntarily thrashing violently back and forth at an alarming rate.

B) One's speech is reduced to an unintelligible series of grunts and guttural utterances.

Once the above has been achieved, conversation should immediately be shifted to the subject of torturous, gory methods of murder. Hangovers should ideally involve waking up feeling AND looking like one's face has been smashed in with a hammer.

Residents of New England, particularly those hailing from Buffalo, New York, will often find this feat much simpler than peoples residing elsewhere.

Bar patron #1: Look at this guy over here, he's getting completely hammersmashed.

Bar patron #2: Yeah, I feel sorry for his head, neck and throat tomorrow morning.

Hammersmashed by Somnambulizt September 8, 2009

hammersmashed

to get extremely drunk or intoxicated

"let's get hammersmashed tonight!!!"
"I was hammersmashed last night, I don't remember thing!!"

hammersmashed by chawke December 3, 2007

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Hammersmack

A smack delivered in the form of a slap with a clenched fist. The hammersmack works much like a hammer throw, with the arm acting as the chain and the fist as the ball.

"Did you see Jaquira hammersmack Lena yesterday?"
"Yeah girl, she dropped that bitch!"

Hammersmack by McGowin May 7, 2016

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Ryan Hamerman

A stupid cunt. Pretty simple.

Hey BROSKI, have you seen the stupid salad shit named Ryan Hamerman??????!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!??!!??!?????!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!??!!??!?????!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!??!!??!?????!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!??!!??!?????!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!??!!??!

Ryan Hamerman by loldood3 September 1, 2018

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swamp dog

A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.

Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.

swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006

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Throat Sweats

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.

Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.

Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024

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aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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