dumb as a bag of hammers

adjectival clause describing someone who is superbly stupid

My neighbour's as dumb as a bag of hammers - he's trying to change his tires without a jack.

by zigzag1999 August 31, 2006

terminally hip

so incredibly laid back, disengaged, and lethargically uncaring and cool (usually in a contrived or studied way) that one is liable ultimately to die (literally expire) from lack of participation in one's own environment

Dirk is terminally hip: just look at him lying on the floor with his eyes shut during the dance, while all those women are flirting with him.

by zigzag1999 September 01, 2006