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New Hampshire dog 

A modified version of a hotdog. You stick your penis on a hotdog bun and drizzle it with maple syrup. When presenting it to whomever you choose to give it to you say "order up" or "dinner is served". Perfect for a party prank or surprising your girlfriend or wife.
I need to run to the grocery store for syrup and hotdog buns. I need to serve up a New Hampshire dog.
Medical term for a pool cue sized fecal ball that causes an inordinate amount of methane to build up behind it. When the pressure becomes too great, the fecal ball is shot out the anus at a high rate of speed. Falls under the category of "Explosive Bowel Movements".
"My god, Pedro hasn't crapped in weeks, then, outta no where, "BANG"!!! He craps so hard, he busted the toilet tank with an Impacted Fecal Hamshot".
Hamshot by Johnny Rotten Pants January 27, 2010

Hampshire College 

An experimental liberal arts college near Amherst, MA. Beloved and/or derided for having no grades, unorthodox classes, and a student body of hippies,eccentrics, and the occasional knife fetishist.
Being interested in hackysack, organic farming, and dreads, Josh was a perfect fit for Hampshire College.

National Fuck Hamish Day 

April 18th is the day when you find someone named hamish and have sexual intercourse with him and do whatever pleases him.
Hamish: You know what day it is today?

Woman: Yeah it’s April 18th
Hamish: It’s also national fuck hamish day, let’s go to the closet
Woman: Well I guess it is the right day

Hook Hampshire

Hook is a small town, near basingstoke. It is full of smart, good looking, intelligent youths who love to have a good time!

It has a londis, premier and tesco too, With many takeaways, causing the population of Hook to be obese.
The place where heads hang out is usually either premier car park, hook station or base/skatepark.

The hook parish council set up 'The Base' to get youths off the streets... This did not work, no body goes there.

The amount of moped's has increased over the past couple of years, therefore causing the police to get mass amounts of complaints from the local residents.

A few olders, that drive usually congregate at the top car park at the base playing their music at an unsocial level, therefore causing more complaints from the residents.
-One car you've got to look out for, is a blue corsa with a loud exhaust and a monkey-looking boy driving it.

In hook there are the HYG and the Hook Massive. The HYG drive whereas the Hook Massive prefer to walk and fuck shit up.

Bun bench is where you'd find most of the stoners of hook, if youre ever in need of weed, ring the number written on the lampost next to the dog shit bin, fat draws.
NOTE: If you're ever on drugs, avoid the trippy ass hook 'lady' walker.

Hook has a range of antisocial activities:
Terrorising Yugi,
Throwing dead pigeons across the road,
Trolley racing in tesco car park,
Making large fires in bluebell woods,
EGGS.
'Anyone fancy joining me in venturing to hook hampshire?'

'FUCK DAT SHIT, BRO'
Hook Hampshire by hookmassive February 8, 2012
A beautiful girl who is very sensitive. She’s smart and a little athletic. She’s very into love but can never have a good relationship. She’s a great artist and her aesthetic is art and photography. She is very sensitive and has very nice and strong friends so if you make her cry watch out for her boy best friends. She enjoys people like Billie Eilish and is very good at photo and video editing. She’s learned what love is at a very young stage. What makes her happy is simply being by herself.
Look at her! She could be a hamasa, don’t you think?
Hamasa by Fortnitegirl102937 April 17, 2019