Hamshot

Medical term for a pool cue sized fecal ball that causes an inordinate amount of methane to build up behind it. When the pressure becomes too great, the fecal ball is shot out the anus at a high rate of speed. Falls under the category of "Explosive Bowel Movements".

"My god, Pedro hasn't crapped in weeks, then, outta no where, "BANG"!!! He craps so hard, he busted the toilet tank with an Impacted Fecal Hamshot".

by Johnny Rotten Pants January 27, 2010

hamshowed

A drunken shit show.

Man, you are....uh....haha, hamshowed.

by Briton123 December 2, 2007

Hamshitboned

Getting absolutely hammered drunk. First uttered in Willow, Alaska.

Christopher got hamshitboned and jumped out of the window.

by C76M June 7, 2013

Hamhoth

When you jerk off a pig

Hey dude did you see that guy who did a hamhoth last night?

by Tvitale32 July 27, 2019

Hamshocked

When someone puts you upside down and hits your head off the ground

Nathan: Did you see that video of the guy getting killed from a fight in cork?!

Joe: Yeah man, he got hamshocked.

by dannyhowyoufweel December 28, 2019

hamshit

a group of people who are complete bullshit at among us mostly because half the people are bad at the game but there is always that one person who fucks up the game so hard it makes the game unplayable because of that one fucking person.

Oh look it’s hamshit

by cantputloyaltyonahoe October 15, 2020

Hamsho

1. Syrian men with small dicks.
2. Retarded thieves that steal from the poor and kidnap children.
3. Common last name in Syria known for stealing from, killing and kidnapping poor people.

You may be a cunt, but you're not a Hamsho.

by Stalin and Hitler July 19, 2020