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haemogoblin 

A person who enjoys partaking in the consumption of the bloody discharge from a woman's vagina during menstruation.
Gary the haemogoblin gobbled the haemoglobin from Kate's bloody gash and screamed, "I love VampyCunt!"
haemogoblin by CyberMunchy September 25, 2006
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haemogoblin 

A woman that sucks the life out of any man she encounters. A song was written about this by UK Hardcore band Chronographs
Holy shit dude! That girl is such a haemogoblin, stay away!
haemogoblin by jonisonfire April 27, 2009

Haemogoblin 

Noun

A microscopic parasite which inhabits a humans blood stream, taking the place of oxygen on the red blood cells. Can cause death if left untreated.
Person 1: I've been having some circulation issues recently.
Person 2: Have you been to see a doctor?
Person 1: Yeah. He said I have Haemogoblins.
Haemogoblin by who_dares_wins March 17, 2011

homogoblins 

1) The iron-containing oxygen-transport metalloprotein in the red blood cells of vertebrates.

2) The best word to substitute for the latter.
"I'm writing my paper on the cardiovascular system; in particular, the components of blood."
"Like homogoblins?"
"You mean hemoglobin."
"Yeah, homogoblins."
"What?"
"Homogoblins."
"Dammit."
homogoblins by newton64 October 13, 2008

hemogoblin 

an evil creature that constantly requests that others donate blood.
The Red Cross called.”
“Those hemogoblins!!! I gave blood yesterday!”

Homogoblin 

a homosexual goblin who mates with male orcs
You see that orc get homogoblined!
Homogoblin by Tim Jeske November 16, 2004

Homogoblin 

A homogoblin is a goblin, usually gay. An individual left in the dark its whole life, resulting in gobliness - evidently gay goblinhood.

A homogoblin has the ability to turn weak-minded people gay, by the snap of its finger.

Homogoblins are genderless, but can vary from day to day.

Among homogoblins is one Homogoblin who rules them all, the throne is claimed by cancelling the current Homogoblin.

Oldest known manuscripts containing information about homogoblins date back to 371 B.C. from Transylvania.
“That is one wierd looking bloke over there...”
“No, that is no bloke, that is a homogoblin”

“How did you become gay?”
“I met a homogoblin...”
Homogoblin by KingOfGoblinDale February 15, 2021
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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