homogoblins 

1) The iron-containing oxygen-transport metalloprotein in the red blood cells of vertebrates.

2) The best word to substitute for the latter.

"I'm writing my paper on the cardiovascular system; in particular, the components of blood."
"Like homogoblins?"
"You mean hemoglobin."
"Yeah, homogoblins."
"What?"
"Homogoblins."
"Dammit."

homogoblins by newton64 October 13, 2008

hemogoblin 

an evil creature that constantly requests that others donate blood.

“The Red Cross called.”
“Those hemogoblins!!! I gave blood yesterday!”

hemogoblin by Merryman Webster May 31, 2013

Homogoblin 

a homosexual goblin who mates with male orcs

You see that orc get homogoblined!

Homogoblin by Tim Jeske November 16, 2004

Homogoblin 

A homogoblin is a goblin, usually gay. An individual left in the dark its whole life, resulting in gobliness - evidently gay goblinhood.

A homogoblin has the ability to turn weak-minded people gay, by the snap of its finger.

Homogoblins are genderless, but can vary from day to day.

Among homogoblins is one Homogoblin who rules them all, the throne is claimed by cancelling the current Homogoblin.

Oldest known manuscripts containing information about homogoblins date back to 371 B.C. from Transylvania.

“That is one wierd looking bloke over there...”
“No, that is no bloke, that is a homogoblin”

“How did you become gay?”
“I met a homogoblin...”

Homogoblin by KingOfGoblinDale February 15, 2021

hobgoblins 

Probably the worst movie ever made. Even watching it through the hilarious medium of Mystery Science Theater 3000, this movie still enraged me like no other. If not for its obscurity, this film would place its thrice-damned writer/producer/director, Rick Sloane, right up there with Hitler and Pol Pot as a huge cause of human suffering.

Stabbing Rick Sloane to death with a toy screwdriver would not even begin to make up for the abomination that is Hobgoblins.

hobgoblins by kevhanel August 7, 2006

homogoblin 

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a homosexual goblin

John: Look at Martin he is very hot.
Mark: You are such a homogoblin

homogoblin by mujoqd June 5, 2020

homogobblin 

A leveled up glizzy gladiator with a craving for homosexual blood.

Mark Zuccerburg: I finally got a glizzy gladiator
Jeff Bezos: level him up some more to get a homogobblin, it unlocks the drain ability

homogobblin by Helpful_yeast_infection January 28, 2022