Heemogobblin
Heemogobblin by tim mitchell July 4, 2003
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hemogoblin
hemogoblin by Merryman Webster May 31, 2013
haemogoblin
A person who enjoys partaking in the consumption of the bloody discharge from a woman's vagina during menstruation.
Gary the haemogoblin gobbled the haemoglobin from Kate's bloody gash and screamed, "I love VampyCunt!"
haemogoblin by CyberMunchy September 25, 2006
homogobblin
Mark Zuccerburg: I finally got a glizzy gladiator
Jeff Bezos: level him up some more to get a homogobblin, it unlocks the drain ability
Jeff Bezos: level him up some more to get a homogobblin, it unlocks the drain ability
homogobblin by Helpful_yeast_infection January 28, 2022
hemogoblin
a vertically challenged giant who is much shorter than an average male. usually found in the darkest regions of argentina and in the human intestine. hemogoblins are notorious for hibernating inside the human intestine for years on end, causing tremendous amounts of genital gas in women, until they evaporate or are shitted out.
hemogoblin by damianklisz October 21, 2010
hemogoblin
As part of the screening process for counselor positions at a youth-camp, each applicant is required to have a blood-test to determine his hemogoblin levels.
hemogoblin by QuacksO March 12, 2017
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