Heemogobblin

You dumb fuck! it's spelt haemoglobin! Twat!!!

I'm a spack that can't spell haemoglobin!

by tim mitchell July 4, 2003

Heemogobblin

The thick intravenous fluid that runs through your veins (hehehe redundant!!!) and sustains your life.

Everybody has a little heemogobblin in them and of course they love it because they love the way the heemogobblin flows up down and all around.

by Anonymous June 21, 2003

hemogoblin

an evil creature that constantly requests that others donate blood.

“The Red Cross called.”
“Those hemogoblins!!! I gave blood yesterday!”

by Merryman Webster May 31, 2013

haemogoblin

A person who enjoys partaking in the consumption of the bloody discharge from a woman's vagina during menstruation.

Gary the haemogoblin gobbled the haemoglobin from Kate's bloody gash and screamed, "I love VampyCunt!"

by CyberMunchy September 25, 2006

homogobblin

A leveled up glizzy gladiator with a craving for homosexual blood.

Mark Zuccerburg: I finally got a glizzy gladiator
Jeff Bezos: level him up some more to get a homogobblin, it unlocks the drain ability

by Helpful_yeast_infection January 28, 2022

hemogoblin

a vertically challenged giant who is much shorter than an average male. usually found in the darkest regions of argentina and in the human intestine. hemogoblins are notorious for hibernating inside the human intestine for years on end, causing tremendous amounts of genital gas in women, until they evaporate or are shitted out.

Janice: awww man my stomach kills
Rob: you must have a hemogoblin, try to shit it out

by damianklisz October 21, 2010

hemogoblin

The component in your blood that determines how creepy you'll seem to young children.

As part of the screening process for counselor positions at a youth-camp, each applicant is required to have a blood-test to determine his hemogoblin levels.

by QuacksO March 12, 2017