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haemogoblin

A person who enjoys partaking in the consumption of the bloody discharge from a woman's vagina during menstruation.
Gary the haemogoblin gobbled the haemoglobin from Kate's bloody gash and screamed, "I love VampyCunt!"
by CyberMunchy September 25, 2006
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haemogoblin

A woman that sucks the life out of any man she encounters. A song was written about this by UK Hardcore band Chronographs
Holy shit dude! That girl is such a haemogoblin, stay away!
by jonisonfire April 27, 2009
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Haemogoblin

Noun

A microscopic parasite which inhabits a humans blood stream, taking the place of oxygen on the red blood cells. Can cause death if left untreated.
Person 1: I've been having some circulation issues recently.
Person 2: Have you been to see a doctor?
Person 1: Yeah. He said I have Haemogoblins.
by who_dares_wins March 17, 2011
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homogoblins

1) The iron-containing oxygen-transport metalloprotein in the red blood cells of vertebrates.

2) The best word to substitute for the latter.
"I'm writing my paper on the cardiovascular system; in particular, the components of blood."
"Like homogoblins?"
"You mean hemoglobin."
"Yeah, homogoblins."
"What?"
"Homogoblins."
"Dammit."
by newton64 October 13, 2008
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hemogoblin

an evil creature that constantly requests that others donate blood.
“The Red Cross called.”
“Those hemogoblins!!! I gave blood yesterday!”
by Merryman Webster May 31, 2013
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Homogoblin

a homosexual goblin who mates with male orcs
You see that orc get homogoblined!
by Tim Jeske November 16, 2004
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Homogoblin

A homogoblin is a goblin, usually gay. An individual left in the dark its whole life, resulting in gobliness - evidently gay goblinhood.

A homogoblin has the ability to turn weak-minded people gay, by the snap of its finger.

Homogoblins are genderless, but can vary from day to day.

Among homogoblins is one Homogoblin who rules them all, the throne is claimed by cancelling the current Homogoblin.

Oldest known manuscripts containing information about homogoblins date back to 371 B.C. from Transylvania.
“That is one wierd looking bloke over there...”
“No, that is no bloke, that is a homogoblin”

“How did you become gay?”
“I met a homogoblin...”
by KingOfGoblinDale February 15, 2021
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