Haemagoblin

Someone (male or female) who likes to go down on a girl during her period.

Two girls talking :

"How was last night with your new man"

"Oh - I was on my period, but it didn't matter 'cos he's a total haemagoblin."

by DrZeez November 2, 2008

hemogoblin

an evil creature that constantly requests that others donate blood.

“The Red Cross called.”
“Those hemogoblins!!! I gave blood yesterday!”

by Merryman Webster May 31, 2013

haemogoblin

A person who enjoys partaking in the consumption of the bloody discharge from a woman's vagina during menstruation.

Gary the haemogoblin gobbled the haemoglobin from Kate's bloody gash and screamed, "I love VampyCunt!"

by CyberMunchy September 25, 2006

hemogoblin

a vertically challenged giant who is much shorter than an average male. usually found in the darkest regions of argentina and in the human intestine. hemogoblins are notorious for hibernating inside the human intestine for years on end, causing tremendous amounts of genital gas in women, until they evaporate or are shitted out.

Janice: awww man my stomach kills
Rob: you must have a hemogoblin, try to shit it out

by damianklisz October 21, 2010

hemogoblin

The component in your blood that determines how creepy you'll seem to young children.

As part of the screening process for counselor positions at a youth-camp, each applicant is required to have a blood-test to determine his hemogoblin levels.

by QuacksO March 12, 2017

haemogoblin

A woman that sucks the life out of any man she encounters. A song was written about this by UK Hardcore band Chronographs

Holy shit dude! That girl is such a haemogoblin, stay away!

by jonisonfire April 27, 2009

Haemogoblin

Noun

A microscopic parasite which inhabits a humans blood stream, taking the place of oxygen on the red blood cells. Can cause death if left untreated.

Person 1: I've been having some circulation issues recently.
Person 2: Have you been to see a doctor?
Person 1: Yeah. He said I have Haemogoblins.

by who_dares_wins March 17, 2011