a vertically challenged giant who is much shorter than an average male. usually found in the darkest regions of argentina and in the human intestine. hemogoblins are notorious for hibernating inside the human intestine for years on end, causing tremendous amounts of genital gas in women, until they evaporate or are shitted out.

Janice: awww man my stomach kills
Rob: you must have a hemogoblin, try to shit it out

hemogoblin by damianklisz October 21, 2010

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hemogoblin

The component in your blood that determines how creepy you'll seem to young children.

As part of the screening process for counselor positions at a youth-camp, each applicant is required to have a blood-test to determine his hemogoblin levels.

hemogoblin by QuacksO March 12, 2017

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haemogoblin

A woman that sucks the life out of any man she encounters. A song was written about this by UK Hardcore band Chronographs

Holy shit dude! That girl is such a haemogoblin, stay away!

haemogoblin by jonisonfire April 27, 2009

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Haemogoblin

Noun

A microscopic parasite which inhabits a humans blood stream, taking the place of oxygen on the red blood cells. Can cause death if left untreated.

Person 1: I've been having some circulation issues recently.
Person 2: Have you been to see a doctor?
Person 1: Yeah. He said I have Haemogoblins.

Haemogoblin by who_dares_wins March 17, 2011

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