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Hawkpanther
An apex predator, human male, who preys solely on the vaginas of girlfriends, mothers, and sisters of lesser males.
Dude 1: Man, I'm totally guna fight John.
Dude 2: Why dawg?
Dude 1: I walked in on that fuckin Hawkpanther fuckin my mom and girlfriend.
Dude 2: Classic case of Hawkpanthering
Dude 2: Why dawg?
Dude 1: I walked in on that fuckin Hawkpanther fuckin my mom and girlfriend.
Dude 2: Classic case of Hawkpanthering
Hawkpanther by Da Bonesaw May 31, 2010
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Handpantsa
One who slaps "bitches" with oven mits; the act of slapping a"bitch" with an oven mit (a noun labeling men specifically a verb carried out by men toward women)
David was known as a handpantsa to all his old girlfriends; He hand-pantsa-ed the shit out of Angela
Handpantsa by tossibean November 26, 2013
Haopantshianity
A parody religion, used to mock creationists. Haopantsians believe that the Universe, the Earth, and life were created by Hao Asakura's Pants. This religion was invented by Youtube user zolo1243.
The creation beliefs of Haopantshianity:
In the beginning, there was nothing, except for...a great pair of Pants.
Then, in 300 B.C....
From His Divine Pantlegs came the Flames, the ashes of which would form our Universe.
Then, from His great Pantlegs came innumerable gallons of Lava, which would cool and harden to form our terrestrial planets.
The smoke from the lava became our Universe's gaseous planets.
He painfully squeezed out a Sun, to brighten and warm our world...
From His great Pantlegs came the Hot Coals, which hatched into every species of life on Earth.
And to this day, He watches over us, His children, the Earth embraced by His loving Pantlegs.
In the beginning, there was nothing, except for...a great pair of Pants.
Then, in 300 B.C....
From His Divine Pantlegs came the Flames, the ashes of which would form our Universe.
Then, from His great Pantlegs came innumerable gallons of Lava, which would cool and harden to form our terrestrial planets.
The smoke from the lava became our Universe's gaseous planets.
He painfully squeezed out a Sun, to brighten and warm our world...
From His great Pantlegs came the Hot Coals, which hatched into every species of life on Earth.
And to this day, He watches over us, His children, the Earth embraced by His loving Pantlegs.
Haopantshianity by haopantsian October 1, 2008
Hotpants McGee
The act of crapping in your significant other's pants after sex. Usually followed with the exclamation, "Oh No! Hotpants McGee is here!"
Hotpants McGee by Snagger March 6, 2008
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hotpantstheprophet by Formaggioissocool June 3, 2021
hotpants
An extraordinarily good looking person.
"Peter Steele is the ultimate hotpants, I want to have his children."
"Did you see Angelina Jolie in Tomb Raider? She's such a hotpants!"
"Did you see Angelina Jolie in Tomb Raider? She's such a hotpants!"