a. ravel
b. untwisted
c. army of fat kitties
d. army of fat titties!!!
e. pentagon shaped potpourri scented pants
b. untwisted
c. army of fat kitties
d. army of fat titties!!!
e. pentagon shaped potpourri scented pants
Nice Hampants!
You know , after ten years on the net I still dont know what hampants are.
Hampants are not clothes made out of skin, I think.
Those hampants smell good, can I have a bite?
You know , after ten years on the net I still dont know what hampants are.
Hampants are not clothes made out of skin, I think.
Those hampants smell good, can I have a bite?
by Doktor Agon Fly February 1, 2004
Get the hampants mug.Noun: The phenomena that occurs in the absence of any discernible delineation between a human's belly and groin, so as to appear as if one was crotching a Christmas ham. The most significant existence of hampants witnessed to date is the groindomen of former New England Patriots/Notre Dame football coach Charlie Weis. This effect is accentuated when the subject tucks his/her shirt into their pants, most commonly a polo shirt of some type.
The woman I encountered in line for the petting zoo at the State Fair had Charlie Weis-level hampants.
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Get the hamparts mug.A parody religion, used to mock creationists. Haopantsians believe that the Universe, the Earth, and life were created by Hao Asakura's Pants. This religion was invented by Youtube user zolo1243.
The creation beliefs of Haopantshianity:
In the beginning, there was nothing, except for...a great pair of Pants.
Then, in 300 B.C....
From His Divine Pantlegs came the Flames, the ashes of which would form our Universe.
Then, from His great Pantlegs came innumerable gallons of Lava, which would cool and harden to form our terrestrial planets.
The smoke from the lava became our Universe's gaseous planets.
He painfully squeezed out a Sun, to brighten and warm our world...
From His great Pantlegs came the Hot Coals, which hatched into every species of life on Earth.
And to this day, He watches over us, His children, the Earth embraced by His loving Pantlegs.
In the beginning, there was nothing, except for...a great pair of Pants.
Then, in 300 B.C....
From His Divine Pantlegs came the Flames, the ashes of which would form our Universe.
Then, from His great Pantlegs came innumerable gallons of Lava, which would cool and harden to form our terrestrial planets.
The smoke from the lava became our Universe's gaseous planets.
He painfully squeezed out a Sun, to brighten and warm our world...
From His great Pantlegs came the Hot Coals, which hatched into every species of life on Earth.
And to this day, He watches over us, His children, the Earth embraced by His loving Pantlegs.
by haopantsian October 1, 2008
Get the Haopantshianity mug.1) One who wears pants made of ham.
2) National Ham-pants Day.
3) A stupid name given to a mate when pretending to be pirates.
2) National Ham-pants Day.
3) A stupid name given to a mate when pretending to be pirates.
1) Pants made of ham or substituted by stuffing ham into the pants.
2) The day for wearing Ham-pants. (Sunday 2nd July)
3) "Fuck off Captain Ham-pants, you're not actually the Captain of this ship!"
2) The day for wearing Ham-pants. (Sunday 2nd July)
3) "Fuck off Captain Ham-pants, you're not actually the Captain of this ship!"
by cryonica July 8, 2006
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