Gwar’d

When someone writes with permanent marker ,the band name “Gwar” on the back of someone’s neck while they’re sleeping.

Penny: “so Gwar hey?”
Nick: “The metal band, Gwar? What about them?”
Penny: “thought you’d know. It’s written on the back of your neck.”

Nick: “oh, must’ve been my roommate Jeff, I guess I’ve been Gwar’d.”

by Drainerreuben February 16, 2022

gwardo

Slang term for cigarette, or "to smoke"

"Pass me a gwardo."

"Let's go gwardo on the porch."

by brian October 17, 2003

Gwardino

How to say: gwar-dino
Something that someone randomly blurts out, out of no where.

Girl: Yeah so i was at the bus stop today and...
Boy: GWARDINOOOOO!
girl: ...that was uncalled for.

by Rawri'malion January 13, 2009

Gwarda

when a girl sqirts and its thick and sticky but drips like water

I had that girl drippin like water
Gwarda.........
G.irl
w.ater
a
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d.rippin
a

by DEV X. STATION September 28, 2008

gwardo

Most Gwardos are usually above the 450 mark on the scale. They have chicken oil in their fat rolls and shower once every millenium. Not only is their body fat, but they act fat as nuts. They smell like dognuts became a candle and you just walked into a Bath and Body Works.

That kid is a greasy obese nincompoop, he must be Gwardo.

by McQuuens February 20, 2020

Gwardavarding

Protesting against 15 year olds Turing any ____ing word into a dumbass sex term.

Rick: wanna go gwardavarding?
Hank: sure.

by Areallyqwertyman January 4, 2025

gnarfbobble gward

1. someone who is good for nothing

2. someone who has no reason for existence.

You stupid gnarfbobble gward.

by bread infection December 4, 2009