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Slang term for cigarette, or "to smoke"
"Pass me a gwardo."

"Let's go gwardo on the porch."
gwardo by brian October 17, 2003
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Most Gwardos are usually above the 450 mark on the scale. They have chicken oil in their fat rolls and shower once every millenium. Not only is their body fat, but they act fat as nuts. They smell like dognuts became a candle and you just walked into a Bath and Body Works.
That kid is a greasy obese nincompoop, he must be Gwardo.
gwardo by McQuuens February 20, 2020
Related Words
gwardo gnardog geardo Guardo Gardo gardon Gardose Gwando gardoce gardonyi
Someone that shows the qualities of a complete badass.
That guy is a gnardog, a straight gnardog.
gnardog by Dahme December 9, 2008
Other word for Gardiol Viviers she's beautiful and she goes to JPC Kalgoorlie

Larissa Hughes calls gardiol gardoyle she is beautiful
Gardiol is so pretty
Gardoyle
gardoyle by Larissa hughes October 20, 2015
A person with a large collection and knowledge about expensive, rare and authentic tactical/military gear.
If you need something, ask Mike, he's a complete geardo.
geardo by Mike "LoneWolf" December 15, 2006

gardonyi 

Slang meaning horse-fucker in Hungary. Similar to bhenchod which is slang used to mean sister-fucker in India and Pakistan, this term is used as an insult.
"You gardonyi! Stay away from my stallion and get off my farm!"
gardonyi by F95Zone December 21, 2021
Bro guardo has been gone for 2 weeks

Guardo come back please
Guardo by Fidget :) December 11, 2020
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1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
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A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
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