gwardo

Slang term for cigarette, or "to smoke"

"Pass me a gwardo."

"Let's go gwardo on the porch."

by brian October 17, 2003

gwardo

Most Gwardos are usually above the 450 mark on the scale. They have chicken oil in their fat rolls and shower once every millenium. Not only is their body fat, but they act fat as nuts. They smell like dognuts became a candle and you just walked into a Bath and Body Works.

That kid is a greasy obese nincompoop, he must be Gwardo.

by McQuuens February 20, 2020