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Most Gwardos are usually above the 450 mark on the scale. They have chicken oil in their fat rolls and shower once every millenium. Not only is their body fat, but they act fat as nuts. They smell like dognuts became a candle and you just walked into a Bath and Body Works.
That kid is a greasy obese nincompoop, he must be Gwardo.
gwardo by McQuuens February 20, 2020
Related Words
gwardo gnardog Guardo geardo Gwando Gardo gardon Gardose gnardo Gnardogg
Someone that shows the qualities of a complete badass.
That guy is a gnardog, a straight gnardog.
gnardog by Dahme December 9, 2008
Other word for Gardiol Viviers she's beautiful and she goes to JPC Kalgoorlie

Larissa Hughes calls gardiol gardoyle she is beautiful
Gardiol is so pretty
Gardoyle
gardoyle by Larissa hughes October 20, 2015
A person with a large collection and knowledge about expensive, rare and authentic tactical/military gear.
If you need something, ask Mike, he's a complete geardo.
geardo by Mike "LoneWolf" December 15, 2006

gardonyi 

Slang meaning horse-fucker in Hungary. Similar to bhenchod which is slang used to mean sister-fucker in India and Pakistan, this term is used as an insult.
"You gardonyi! Stay away from my stallion and get off my farm!"
gardonyi by F95Zone December 21, 2021
Bro guardo has been gone for 2 weeks

Guardo come back please
Guardo by Fidget :) December 11, 2020