Definitions by Areallyqwertyman

Poptarded 

A term to describe someone fat and retarded.
Noun: Poptard

Timmy: Paul is such a fucking poptarded idiot.
Paul: Hey I'm not fat! I'm big boned!
Timmy: see!?

Poptarded by Areallyqwertyman March 22, 2025

Gwardavarding 

Protesting against 15 year olds Turing any ____ing word into a dumbass sex term.

Rick: wanna go gwardavarding?
Hank: sure.

Gwardavarding by Areallyqwertyman January 4, 2025

Meatballwater 

I can not believe you typed this. Are you bored? Why don't you type a qwerty combo then?

You: Hey mom?
Mom: Yes?
You: Meatballwater
Mom: This is why you have no friends. You always joke about this. It is not funny at all. This is also why dad left.

Meatballwater by Areallyqwertyman September 10, 2022