Meatballwater

I can not believe you typed this. Are you bored? Why don't you type a qwerty combo then?

You: Hey mom?
Mom: Yes?
You: Meatballwater
Mom: This is why you have no friends. You always joke about this. It is not funny at all. This is also why dad left.

by Areallyqwertyman September 10, 2022

Gwardavarding

Protesting against 15 year olds Turing any ____ing word into a dumbass sex term.

Rick: wanna go gwardavarding?
Hank: sure.

by Areallyqwertyman January 04, 2025

Poptarded

A term to describe someone fat and retarded.
Noun: Poptard

Timmy: Paul is such a fucking poptarded idiot.
Paul: Hey I'm not fat! I'm big boned!
Timmy: see!?

by Areallyqwertyman March 22, 2025