Gurmf 

According to a Ouija board ghost, it is a slang word for having fun in the afterlife. It is unknown how to play the game "gurmf" or what it is, but it is known that having fun is invovled and doing drugs is not invovled in doing Gurmf.

This was said to us on Saturday, October 28th, 2006, by a 14 year old spirit named Beth. She was from France and died at a young age due to an overdose on an unknown drug at a party with her twin brother John.

Man, I had tons of GURMF at that party last night, didn't you Casper?

Gurmf by Emmy & Lauren October 29, 2006

Gumfished

When you meet up with someone you met online and they have no teeth

Finally met up in real life with Damon who I met online and he forgot to mention he had no teeth. I was gumfished.

Gumfished by CrunchyCrew February 24, 2022

gurufu 

A person who pretends to be a guru of kung fu, but in actuality is only a guru of dicknose. Seen along the East Coast, often out in the wild diddling unexpecting victims of their FAAB and other personal belongings. Easily identified by their rare giant dicknose and inflated ego. Seldom seen at the job site, gurufu are invasive species and migrate frequently. Diet consists mainly of vegetables, but has recently started eating meats.

That gurufu fleeced me something good. That's the biggest nose I ever seen!

gurufu by TripleCrown DS September 25, 2023

gurufu 

Turd sandwich

That gurufu sandwich was not good, but it had a big nose!

gurufu by TripleCrown DS September 30, 2023

gurlfran 

Gurlfran originally comes from girlfriend, specifically aiming at girls that are friends of girls. Popular in African American and gay community.

You're best friend. That bitch you hate in second period French. Jesus.

Gurlfran can be used in place of girlfriend, dude, ese, way, nigga, and/or bitch.

AYYYYYYYY GURLFRAN WHAT IT DO? U AINT GONNA BULEAF DIS SHIT, GURL.

gurlfran by Roberto Salad August 4, 2008

Gurmeet 

1.Sikh meaning of "God's friend"

2.A person who always laughs or smiles:D

My name is Gurmeet, gurmz or gurmu for short.

Gurmeet by Humty Dumty April 1, 2009

gurmloc 

A releasing of the bowels that can only be defined as liquid ass. Usually occurring after a night of heavy drinking or excess hot sauce. Often requiring 0 sheets of two ply as a shower will be necessary. Add fiber and you create gurmdrops

Yesterday I drank too much, I ended up with a n attack from gurmloc

gurmloc by TheGurmMovement December 18, 2014