gurmloc 

A releasing of the bowels that can only be defined as liquid ass. Usually occurring after a night of heavy drinking or excess hot sauce. Often requiring 0 sheets of two ply as a shower will be necessary. Add fiber and you create gurmdrops

Yesterday I drank too much, I ended up with a n attack from gurmloc

gurmloc by TheGurmMovement December 18, 2014

gurlocking

When a snail rides a horse

Wow look at that snail go! I didn’t know he was into gurlocking

gurlocking by theOGdaggo August 21, 2023