gurfing 

From the verb "to gurf". The action of eating fast and gulping at the same time. Popular word amongst Twitch streamers and vtubers like the infamous CodeMiko.

I'm gurfing chat !

gurfing by ryhverse November 19, 2022

gurfing 

when you get on a golf cart and pull a friend behind by a rope while theyre on a boogie board until the bitchy golfers throw a fit and start yelling....its sooooo funnnn

Try to avoid being spotted by golfers while gurfing, because they are all PMSing

gurfing by dontgurfonmyturf August 1, 2008

gurfing 

gurfing:(verb)Goof-Surfing - Browsing the web moronically with no purpose. Goofing off on the internet.

John?

What?

What are you doing on Urban Dictionary?

I'm just gurfing off and landed here.

gurfing by Phaedrun December 12, 2007

gurning 

The grotesque face a person or creature pulls when they are absolutely fucking pinging.

Festival:
James: Fuckin hell boys that's a mad pill.
*10 mins later*
James: gurning

gurning by weaponised_autism July 14, 2019

Gurping

A combination of guzzle and slurp, often used in the context of consuming cum.

Chris loves a good gurping session.

Gurping by Cum lover 69 September 7, 2020

It’s gurting time 

Gurting time is an incredibly monotonous lecture making you fall asleep or zone out instantly

This lecture is about to be so boring - Viktor
It’s gurting time - Erik

This lecture is making me pass out faster than a xanny - Filip
Yeah this lecture is so gurty - Linus

It’s gurting time by sleepy gurt January 25, 2023

Gurting 

Guts + hurting = Gurting.

Caused by: Greasy food, excessive boozing, PMSing, stress, chinese food, high fiber diets, lots and lots of apples, nervousness, improper use of anal beads, enemas, laxatives, too many Fiber One bars, phenolphthalein, prunes and prune juice, food poisoning, long distance running, cholera, and any combination of said inducers

Symptoms: Stomach achy, crampy, gassy, guts rolling, uncomfortable, afraid to fart.

Leads to: frequent bathroom trips, piss-ass, burning butthole and an all around shitty day.

CAUTION: If you are expecting to gurt, DO NOT WEAR THONG UNDERWEAR. I will only further the pain of the barking butthole. Also, playing touch tag with your underwear is truly a dangerous game on gurt days.

David: Oh man. I definately should not have drank that six pack, those blue bombers or that tequila shot. And my butthole keeps telling me the tabasco sauce on top of the chili cheese fries was a bad idea.

BaRB: Sounds like you're definately gurting.

Gurting by Barbara Dole September 15, 2010