CrunchyCrew's definitions

Pfufu valve

Pfufu valve is your bowel muscles or arse gasket

She farted so hard it blew her pfufu valve

by CrunchyCrew October 21, 2022

Creedo

A creepy weird person who harasses women online

Rich is such a creedo,he's always harassing women on social networks it's so creepy and weird

by CrunchyCrew February 11, 2022

Gumfished

When you meet up with someone you met online and they have no teeth

Finally met up in real life with Damon who I met online and he forgot to mention he had no teeth. I was gumfished.

by CrunchyCrew February 24, 2022

Chop flop

Someone who can't chop wood

Richard can't chop wood to save his life he's such a chop flop

by CrunchyCrew February 25, 2022

Social Methbooking

facebooking while on a meth bender

I can always tell when she's on a meth bender because she doesn't stop commenting nonsense on Facebook for 3 days straight,social methbooking

by CrunchyCrew February 25, 2022

Mongcouraging

Someone who encourages another persons bullshit

If they stop encouraging her she wouldn't end up looking like such a mong and get laughed at.mongs keep on mongcouraging

by CrunchyCrew February 25, 2022

Blum

Person who blue thumb reacts

I had 28 haha reacts on my meme and it was ruined by a blue thumb blum

by CrunchyCrew February 27, 2022