Urban Dictionary: Definitions by CrunchyCrew

Pfufu valve

Pfufu valve is your bowel muscles or arse gasket

She farted so hard it blew her pfufu valve

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Person who blue thumb reacts

I had 28 haha reacts on my meme and it was ruined by a blue thumb blum

Blum by CrunchyCrew February 27, 2022

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Someone who encourages another persons bullshit

If they stop encouraging her she wouldn't end up looking like such a mong and get laughed at.mongs keep on mongcouraging

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I can always tell when she's on a meth bender because she doesn't stop commenting nonsense on Facebook for 3 days straight,social methbooking

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Richard can't chop wood to save his life he's such a chop flop

Chop flop by CrunchyCrew February 25, 2022

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When you meet up with someone you met online and they have no teeth

Finally met up in real life with Damon who I met online and he forgot to mention he had no teeth. I was gumfished.

Gumfished by CrunchyCrew February 24, 2022

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A creepy weird person who harasses women online

Rich is such a creedo,he's always harassing women on social networks it's so creepy and weird

Creedo by CrunchyCrew February 11, 2022

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