gurufu

A person who pretends to be a guru of kung fu, but in actuality is only a guru of dicknose. Seen along the East Coast, often out in the wild diddling unexpecting victims of their FAAB and other personal belongings. Easily identified by their rare giant dicknose and inflated ego. Seldom seen at the job site, gurufu are invasive species and migrate frequently. Diet consists mainly of vegetables, but has recently started eating meats.

That gurufu fleeced me something good. That's the biggest nose I ever seen!

by TripleCrown DS September 25, 2023

gurufu

Turd sandwich

That gurufu sandwich was not good, but it had a big nose!

by TripleCrown DS September 30, 2023