gurufu 

A person who pretends to be a guru of kung fu, but in actuality is only a guru of dicknose. Seen along the East Coast, often out in the wild diddling unexpecting victims of their FAAB and other personal belongings. Easily identified by their rare giant dicknose and inflated ego. Seldom seen at the job site, gurufu are invasive species and migrate frequently. Diet consists mainly of vegetables, but has recently started eating meats.

That gurufu fleeced me something good. That's the biggest nose I ever seen!

gurufu by TripleCrown DS September 25, 2023

gurufu 

Turd sandwich

That gurufu sandwich was not good, but it had a big nose!

gurufu by TripleCrown DS September 30, 2023

Gurfulling 

When gas is rotating out loud in your stomach, putting so much pressure on your bowel region that you feel like, if you don't get to a toilet immediately, you will soil your pants.

Girl - "what was that noise and why is your face all red?
Guy - "I'm tryin to squeeze my cheeks together cause my stomach be gurfulling".

Gurfulling by dalycitybadgirl September 6, 2013

gurukul 

House of Guru, where students lived with him to have education in ancient India

The Prince left Gurukula with all the knowledge to rule the Empire.

gurukul by Labour India Gurukulam International School March 30, 2005

Grufus 

One who exhibits symptoms similar to those of a doofus, but with greater severity.

Timmy reversed out of his driveway, and for the second time that week hit a tree. "What a grufus," remarked the neighbor John.

Grufus by Deeeez Nutts July 9, 2007

gurukulam 

house of guru, where students lived to have education in ancient India

The Prince left Gurukulam with all the knowledge to rule the Empire.

gurukulam by Labour India Gurukulam International School March 30, 2005

Gurudutt 

Someone who's mine and who's arms makes me feel safe, he is my home and my happiness. He resembles the whole world. He is my moonshine . He is the most beautiful person you will ever meet, he has a heart of gold and a beautiful soul in short he is my favourite 19th century book which I want to read everyday and every minute for my whole life.
He is my world and always will be :")

by Admirer sun

He is my Gurudutt, only mine

Gurudutt by Admirer sun March 9, 2019