A person who pretends to be a guru of kung fu, but in actuality is only a guru of dicknose. Seen along the East Coast, often out in the wild diddling unexpecting victims of their FAAB and other personal belongings. Easily identified by their rare giant dicknose and inflated ego. Seldom seen at the job site, gurufu are invasive species and migrate frequently. Diet consists mainly of vegetables, but has recently started eating meats.
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When gas is rotating out loud in your stomach, putting so much pressure on your bowel region that you feel like, if you don't get to a toilet immediately, you will soil your pants.
Girl - "what was that noise and why is your face all red?
Guy - "I'm tryin to squeeze my cheeks together cause my stomach be gurfulling".
Guy - "I'm tryin to squeeze my cheeks together cause my stomach be gurfulling".
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He is my world and always will be :")
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He is my Gurudutt, only mine
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