a school that basically guarantees you either really, really good teachers or really, really bad ones. also has an obnoxious and lowkey toxic obsession with frogs

"you wanna know what the canteen at Grootmoor is called?"
"....canteen?"
"no, better"
"......cafeteria?"
"NO. BETTER"
"JUST TELL ME GODDAMMIT"
"..."
"..."
" f R o G L o U n G E"

Grootmoor by croissantfeet May 26, 2020

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Goontie

A new term coined in 2022 somewhere on Twitch. It is essentially a family-friendly term for coochie.

I haven't been on the stream for 2 minutes and you are already talking about your goontie
Girl, all you do is talk about your goontie
Who wants goontie?

Goontie by SplashShark December 13, 2022

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Groot

cute ass motherfucker that saved the guardians of the galaxy that one time and then turned into a cuter motherfucker after he died and danced to “i want you back” by the jackson 5

i am groot

Groot by harambewasalie August 11, 2016

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Goontard

GoonTard - a Portmanteau of Gooner and Retarded. Used to refer to a Chronic Compulsive Masturbator who jerks off for hours and hours and hours every day. He eventually becomes a stupid gooner and looks like he's retarded because his brain has shut down all but core functions. Most guys consider them Idiots and Morons because they have no goals or ambition other than to masturbate all day long, usually on the internet where anyone can see them.

Tim: Hey Ryan, I heard your older brother is a GoonTard

Ryan: Yeah, he's a Total GoonTard.

Tim: Does he really do nothing but masturbate all day?

Ryan: Yeah, mom and dad have given up on him. He hasn't left his sroom in 3 months, so they just slide a plate of food in there once a day.

Tim: Sorry bro.

Ryan: Yeah Me too. I'm afraid I'm gonna become a GoonTard too.

Goontard by Antonio El Pajero July 31, 2020

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