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1. Phrase used to question the wisdom of a smartass trying to pass off infomation on a topic you know the person knows little or nothing about.

2.Can also be used to change the subject.

Versatile phrase used as a put down.
Guy 1: I think I need more fiber in my diet because I only shit once a day and my ass bleeds.
Guy 2: What are you an assologist? or
What are you a colonologist? or
What are you a fiberologist? or
What are you an assbleedologist? etc.
Ologist by Mo Jo March 14, 2008
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-ologist 

A suffix added to common nouns to describe a person who is knowledgeable about said noun.
Steve: Ryan just made a bacon sandwich topped with bacon sauce.

Tyler: Well, duh. He's a baconologist

Steve: What?

Tyler: Bacon with -ologist added
-ologist by Hypotra December 28, 2011

-ologist 

A suffix (part of a word that is at the end of it) to imply knowledge of the root word.
"Retard-ologist"

If you know the ins and outs of the way of retard works, and are not lying about it, considered a retard-ologist.

"Text me if he says that the guy is a retard it is true, he's a retard-ologist."
"For real?"
"Yeah he spent 3 years in the midst of them only. I think they considered him one of their own, but he wasn't, he was learning their ways."
"They? Is it a community?"
"More like an underground culture. They don't realize they're different, and we don't recognize them as a threat, And I don't really do anything, at least as far as we know, that's why you say to you just said that's why he had to submit himself and learn them up."
"What learned he of their language, also do they masturbate ?"
"Their language is their own, we still don't understand it. They know how to masturbate yes in fact..."

Meme-ologist 

One who shows a high level of proficiency in the art of creating high quality memes.
That fellow is a skilled meme-ologist, his "The steaks have never been higher" meme is by far my favorite.
Meme-ologist by ALTM4N September 5, 2013

Doo-doo-ologist 

A custodian or janitor, someone whose profession is to literally clean up other people's crap for a living. It's just the way to say it more "profesionally."
Edgar: Yeah, I did some work in architecture, but I decided to settle down in buisness. What do you do? Rufino: Uhh.. I'm a world known Doo-doo-ologist. Edgar: Lame...
Doo-doo-ologist by Xero _ Manifest December 24, 2010

dab-ologist 

A person who specializes in the art of making and perfecting dabs.
Their dab-ologist skills produce the finest and highest quality dabs on the block.

booty-ologist

a person who studies obese booties
"We are bootyologists Josh D.!"
booty-ologist by e. d. boo October 14, 2003
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