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the phase you say when you don't know what to say next
Charlie: Who are you voting in the next election?
Me: I am Groot

Sam: Look at all this free food
Me: I am Groot!
by mag21 August 17, 2014
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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Helen: Hi! What’s your name?
Groot: I am groot!
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hazel: hi how are you?
Groot: I am Groot

hazel: uhh... hi groot what are you doing
Groot: I am Groot

hazel: i'm a little scared now. i'm gonna go
Groot: I AM GROOT
by I am Groot May 01, 2019
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I am groot
by AdamdaAlienface June 11, 2019
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