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the phase you say when you don't know what to say next
Charlie: Who are you voting in the next election?
Me: I am Groot

Sam: Look at all this free food
Me: I am Groot!
by mag21 August 17, 2014
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The finishing move while preforming acts of a sexual nature on a woman in which the male is in a dominant position, grabs the woman, and just as he is about to blow his load makes three forward thrust, at each thrust saying "I...Am...GROOT."
"Oh baby, I'm about to cum. Oh yeah. I Am Groot."
by FuckYoMomma September 07, 2014
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