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Groommate 

(n.) a man who is married to a woman, for seemingly no sexual reasons. His only use to his wife is purely for reasons of social and financial convenience.
"Ted complained that he and his wife hadn't had sex all last month. When will he realize that he's just a groommate at this point?"
Groommate by DarkApp January 17, 2010
Rather satisfying titties, boobs or breasts.
G .R. O. M. P. A. S.!!!
Grompas!
Grompas!
Yes! Yes!Yes!
Grompas by Kraig White March 29, 2020

goompah loompah 

A google serf, incessantly crapping on about how great google is much to the boredom of everyone else. Arrogant, obsessive and most of all annoying.
Not another goddamn goompah loompah, im getting sick of those bitches.
goompah loompah by Disp August 28, 2006

Groomarang 

A man who get out of one engagement just to enter another
Steve is a total groomarang just six months ago he was engaged to Kim now he's engaged to Stacy!
Groomarang by Trashj October 24, 2012

groomatic 

The male version of a "bridezilla." A man with utterly unrealistic expectations of their own wedding and how much they should be accommodated. Portmanteau of "groom" and "lunatic"
Steve was insistent that the only alcohol being served would be Cristal. He was becoming a complete groomatic.

Alan couldn't believe his husband to be was insistent that they take their vows dressed as Power Rangers, he'd began shouting and acting like a groomatic.
groomatic by Chateau Brionde December 8, 2020

groommate 

A groomsman who also has been the groom's roommate.
Kevin is upgrading from roommate to groommate status.