Groomable

Describes someone who looks like they’d be a prime target for sexual grooming — usually because of their youthful, innocent appearance, naive vibe, or submissive energy. Think: big eyes, soft voice, shy demeanor, Catholic schoolcore outfit, and absolutely no idea what a boundary is.

Warning: Saying someone is “groomable” is not a compliment. It’s a red-flag-laced observation, often made with a mix of dark humor and uncomfortable accuracy.

Examples:
1. “She walked in with that pastel skirt, doe eyes, and called the professor ‘sir’ unironically. Extremely groomable.”
2. “He’s got that lost, polite energy like he’s never said no to anyone. Groomable vibes all around.”
3. “She looks like she thinks Twilight is a documentary. Groomable to hell and back.”

Groomable by Banana cup July 14, 2025

Grooble 

What the Groobler tries to do to you when you drive down Santa Rosa Rd. at night.

God Damn it I hate when your driving down Santa Rosa Rd. at night and the Groobler jumps out and tries to Grooble you.

Grooble by Moredoing July 16, 2022

grokkable 

able to be grok.

If something is grokkable, it means it is capable of being understood.

Have you heard of Dijkstra's algorithm? It may seem complicated, but it's grokkable.

grokkable by Saint Gabriel September 11, 2014

groobler 

A mythic being that groobles the drivers of Santa Rosa Rd. Stay safe out there.

Went on Santa Rosa at 2am last night and the groobler flipped my car and stole the catalytic converter.

groobler by Agent Dale Cooper June 22, 2022

grammable 

A person, place, event, or contextual situation that is worthy of being posted on Instagram; a term specific for Gram curators and unnecessarily artistic users.

"Yo homie I was making the most ballin breakfast this morning and I just had to post it in Instagram."

"Homie, that is not grammable."

"Shit, but my cat doe—"

"Nah homie."

grammable by Trek. March 17, 2013

gromblee 

One who receives the feces in the act of grombling.

I love to gromble, but only if I am not the gromblee. That's disgusting. See gromble.

gromblee by Fat Fuck Frank April 8, 2007

grombler

In the act of grombling, the one who transfers the feces.

I love to gromble, but only if I can be the grombler.

grombler by Fat Fuck Frank April 8, 2007