Describes someone who looks like they’d be a prime target for sexual grooming — usually because of their youthful, innocent appearance, naive vibe, or submissive energy. Think: big eyes, soft voice, shy demeanor, Catholic schoolcore outfit, and absolutely no idea what a boundary is.
Warning: Saying someone is “groomable” is not a compliment. It’s a red-flag-laced observation, often made with a mix of dark humor and uncomfortable accuracy.
Warning: Saying someone is “groomable” is not a compliment. It’s a red-flag-laced observation, often made with a mix of dark humor and uncomfortable accuracy.
Examples:
1. “She walked in with that pastel skirt, doe eyes, and called the professor ‘sir’ unironically. Extremely groomable.”
2. “He’s got that lost, polite energy like he’s never said no to anyone. Groomable vibes all around.”
3. “She looks like she thinks Twilight is a documentary. Groomable to hell and back.”
1. “She walked in with that pastel skirt, doe eyes, and called the professor ‘sir’ unironically. Extremely groomable.”
2. “He’s got that lost, polite energy like he’s never said no to anyone. Groomable vibes all around.”
3. “She looks like she thinks Twilight is a documentary. Groomable to hell and back.”
by Banana cup July 14, 2025