Shitty Roommate
The shitty Roommate is a male/
female who brings utter disgrace to the living quarters and should be avoided at all costs. He/she encompass the characteristics and personality traits that fully display their lack of integrity as a citizen of
society. Shitty roommates generally:
(1) do not clean their dishes (sometimes no dish cleaning for months)
(2) has a messy room
(3) Do not take out the
trash
(4) Do not clean up after themselves.
(5) Makes excuses for his/her irresponsibility and failings
(6) Exaggerate their excuses
(7) Insist that they are extremely busy as an excuse to not be responsible for their mess.
The archetypal shitty roommate will insist that they are Always busy. Yet he/she will stay up countless hours (10+hrs) playing videos games or watching
netflix as opposed to spending 20 minutes to clean their horrendous pile of dishes, take out the
trash, and/or other responsibilities. At the end of the day the shitty roommate is an irresponsible humiliation to
society.
Shitty Roommate: “Dude, I just got Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic! I’m gonna be playin that shit all night,
cuz I’m a
nerd! LOL”
Responsible Roommate: “Hey
man, I just wanted to let you know that it is actually hazardous to your health to not clean your dishes.”
Shitty Roommate: “Dude, I’m busy. I don’t have
time to do the dishes.”
Responsible Roommate: “Oh is that so? Well, I just wanted to bring it up because the dishes haven’t been done in a month.”
Shitty Roommate: “Stop trippin! I’m freakin busy dude! I got 3 papers to write.”
Responsible Roommate: “Are you really that busy,
man? Two days ago you stayed up playing Mass Effect for 10 hours. Yesterday you watched
Netflix all night. With all due
respect, I think it’s only reasonable that you to take a simple 20 minutes of your life to clean your dishes.”
Shitty Roommate: “Dude when you have to write 5 papers then you’ll know what’s it’s like to be busy.”
Responsible Roommate: “First you told me you had to write 3 papers. Now you’re saying you have to write 5 papers? Ya know, I’m a full
time college student too, and I also
work practically full
time. I wrote 2 papers this week in between working 35 hours for the week. The bottom line is that you’re a shitty roommate. Be a Jedi knight and do those dishes!”
