Grolphing 

Grolphing or “To Grolph” is the act of paying a homeless person for oral sex and then stealing the payment back after the oral has concluded.

Grolphing is when you pay money to have oral sex with a homeless man and then stealing the money back!

Grolphing by lil hursh September 17, 2024

platonic groping

To casually touch or caress a friend whom you have no romantic interest in.

Yeah, like me and Skye are totally just friends, but that's not to say there hasn't been some platonic groping sometimes when we're drunk.

platonic groping by annexxxx March 28, 2011

Latino Grouping 

The belief that all Latinos in the U.S.A are Mexican.

Me getting off the phone: Si, te quiero, bye.

Whiter than Albino friend Tiffany: Hey I didn't know you are Mexican!

Me: Well, actually, I'm Latino.

Tiffany: Hey Ashley, did you know she was Mexican?

Ashley: You're Mexican?

Me: Not all Latino's are Mexican. My family is from-

Phil: Wow! How did you get across the border? Can you speak Spanish? Hey Steve! She's a Mexican immigrant!

Steve: An illegal Mexican immigrant! Dude! Jerry's uncle is a cop! You shouldn't be telling people that.

Me: I am totally an illegal Mexican immigrant! I just got out of cage where ICE kept me and my 7 brothers and sisters: Juan, Juan-Diego, Juanita, Juanpango, Juan jr. Juan Sr. and Juan-de La Rosa, and now I spend my days running from border patrol.

All: Wow!

Me: Yall and your Latino Grouping. I'm glad we have Affirmative Action and I get to beat all of you to college.

Latino Grouping by I'm not MEXICAN! July 9, 2018

Grothing 

To excrete faecses while ejaculating

David was having a quiet grothing session at home by himself while the mrs and kids went shopping, he was unaware that she forgot her purse. She ran quickly into the house to get her purse from the kitchen and found David in the heights of grothing on their dining table......
"OH MY GOD?!! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU DAVID??!!!!!! I told you not to be grothing all over the house!!!! Your paying for the cleaner this time!!!!! I hope you save that for our churting session in Thursday....."

Grothing by Grothstalker September 29, 2012

groping the goose 

Slang for a male masturbating or grabbing his dick

Random guy: my dicks raw after I was groping the goose

groping the goose by gooser94 January 11, 2014

rolphing 

The act of vomiting words, in other words saying words that you don't mean to say or don't realize you are saying, but yet on purpose. (Look up ROLPHING on youtube for better exp.)

Guy #1: I ammmmmmmmmmmmmm maaaybee eatinggggg jelly donnnnnapelesss.
Guy #2: Dude, you just totally rolphed.
Guy #3: LOL, rolphing makes me laugh.

rolphing by Sw33tbabiBlu3 December 9, 2008

groping

General feeling up on people. Usually someone feeling someone's legs (or otherwise) under a table top or while making out.

Yo, man, my boyfriend kept groping my leg under the table! I was so embarassed.

groping by V For Victoria April 26, 2006