golphing

A sport overshadowed by the more popular dry-land version called golfing. Golphing is played underwater exactly the same as golfing is.

I'm going to the pool to play Golph.

by Comp June 15, 2003

Golphing

Golphing is anal intercourse on the sly.

He was supposed to be my boom-boom partner for life and I caught him in our room Golphing with that dirty creature!

by ExpressRip December 31, 2020

Gorphing

The act of consuming vigorously and greedily. To gorph.

I just finished gorphing down a gigantic smoothie.

by Maimo February 7, 2020

gophing

When your joking around in a gay tone with your friends, when you are definitely straight.

This nigga Jason be gophing, whipping out his cock in Tyler's face and shit, but it's good cuz he straight... prolly.

by ChinaNumba one! May 4, 2017

golphined

You have stage 3 genital herpes

Aw man Kate's got golphined again

by Clayish December 3, 2021

gophing

The unwanted act of two or more people mouthing then continuing on to fist each other in strange and innapropriate places.

I, unfortunately, witnessed Matt and Helen gophing in the Hillarys public bathrooms.

by yetter of many ballz April 21, 2021

Golphined

If part of your username is Golphined, your the hottest babe ever. You probably have a crush on someone who absolutley hates you and you cant get over it. You are an amazing person and most people love you. xx

***Golphined: I like you..
Them: oh. k
its a hard life for us

by HPsGolphined December 7, 2021