rolphing

The act of vomiting words, in other words saying words that you don't mean to say or don't realize you are saying, but yet on purpose. (Look up ROLPHING on youtube for better exp.)

Guy #1: I ammmmmmmmmmmmmm maaaybee eatinggggg jelly donnnnnapelesss.
Guy #2: Dude, you just totally rolphed.
Guy #3: LOL, rolphing makes me laugh.

by Sw33tbabiBlu3 December 9, 2008

Rolphing

To fondle the breasts of or try to finger a much younger girl. To molest.

Despite being a famous entertainer he finally got caught out rolphing young girls.

by Shaven haven June 11, 2014

ralphing

v. The act if vomiting.

Look at that chick ralphing, I told you not to order more then a salad!

by Jargin April 26, 2006

Ralphing around

Messing up the day of everyone around you, while trying to make enough money to lose it all at the casino. Rinse and Repeat.

Dude 1: What's the motherfucker up to?
Dude 2: he's ralphing around. Niggas got an itch to give all his scrap money to the Indians again.

by Capt Jacker October 27, 2022

Ralphing

Posing bent down like a gangster for a picture by any random item...must be the the crouching position looking hard as hell

At my moms ralphing the shit out of these throw pillows

by #ralphing goin viral December 11, 2013

ralphing

When someone becomes so excited by something that the energy contained inside the "ralper" manifests itself in the form of an awkward squeel of immense joy. An act illustrating the inability for one to maintain composure, causing a complete break of character, regardless of who may be nearby.

Joseph was watching an oh-so-entertaining episode of Kenan and Kel one evening and during an awkward moment of the show, he became so excited and embarrassed for the comedic duo that he let out a ralph. Nobody looked at him the same again.

Ralphing occurs regularly throughout society.

The two children skateboarding slid down the hill at lightning speeds. They managed to find a way to a complete stop. The thrill was so immense that they both jumped with joy and took turns ralphing.

by OAFUS KABAL October 29, 2008

Ralphing

When a story is told which seems unbelievable or far fetched.

Stop ralphing, everyone knows you did it.

by Primo March 31, 2015