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Groids

When you urinate so hard that your genitals get hemorrhoids. It's mostly just in the urethra, however it can impact the interior of the vagina gland. Extremely deadly. Excrutiatingly painful.
Dude 1: Man, I pissed so fucking hard today that I think I've developed Groids.

Dude 2: Holy shit bro, you're gonna die.

Father: Son, I think it's time I had a talk with you about the dangers of relieving oneself too forcefully. I want to talk to you about Groids.
Son: Awww, dad, I learned about Groids in the 2nd grade when I first really started experimenting with sniffing model glue.
Dad: Get out of my home!
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groid noise

any variety or varieties of the incessant, unintelligible "music" that is greatly appreciated by the urban population and those desiring to be part of said culture. it can be recognised by it's it's spoken and at times rapid fire delivery vs the conventional singing of the lyrics as seen in most others forms of music. it is performed by both genders. the lyrical content typically consists of objectifying the female gender, copious references to illegal drug use and various methods of getting money, often of the the illegal variety and vulgar sexual content.
Billy: "dude, you hear that new Dr. Dre album? it's dope, man! i been waiting 2 years since his last album!"
Chris: "dude, you know who you're talking to? look at me! i'm powder's cousin. i don't listen to that groid noise". i'm rockin' that new Alan Jackson album. that's the stuff you should be listening to. that guy makes real music and plays an instrument."
by ClamLiquor March 19, 2023
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groid

Slang, slightly demeaning term for black guy. Shortened form of Negroid.
by Notcam March 13, 2003
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groid rage

1) A disparaging term representing the unbridled anger of an out-of-control African-American male of the lowest tier of socioeconomic classing.

2) More broadly, the rage of any member of the human species exhibiting said anger.

Etymology: A portmanteau of (ne)gro and (ste)roid rage
Man, let's get the hell outta here, that dude has some serious groid rage!
by eggplantman November 2, 2008
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groid

Most Groids reside in large urban areas, concentrated in the inner city/ghetto type environment. Known to smoke weed in copious amounts, these pavement apes also consume vast quantities of malt liquor beverages like Colt45 & Olde English 800, as well as Remy Martin and Hennessy Cognac. These creatures are prolific breeders, often procreating as early as 9 years of age.
Cruising down Broad Street Friday afternoon, we observed a large herd of wild Groids making a major ruckus outside of the Crown Fried Chicken store. Smashed windows and drumsticks everywhere.
by Klaatu B Nikto January 4, 2017
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groinsaw

When you grind your crotch into something so furiously, the effect is equal to that of a saw. Used in the first chapter of the fanfiction HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
"Dobby relished his groinsaw's roar as he withdrew the flesh-choked blade from the astronaut's ruined skull."
by Firstpillow December 11, 2009
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groid parking

When a person purposely back into a park space to prevent their tags being run.
We went to the mall and alot of people had groid parking their car
by It doesn't matter April 13, 2021
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